The Second Coming already happened???

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Yup, that is the sensible interpretation. Most of the things he said make no sense in any other context, and it's why Christians are so unlike Christ; they ignore most of his words or dismiss them as parables where convenient.

He done fucked up. He was under the delusion he was coming back, and he didn't. He didn't even rise from the dead in the original account, we just have some suspicious guy hanging around his tomb, telling a story within a story about what had happened.

As usual, it matters more what people have been indoctrinated to believe rather than if it has any evidence (if you even count the bible as evidence in the first place). Everyone will then just make up excuses why the text doesn't back up their beliefs.