(February 14, 2017 at 8:36 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Are you back on the 'puter doing complex boys things again?
Get back in the kitchen with your mother! Git! Before I marry you off to a nice sailor in the Navy!
(February 14, 2017 at 8:29 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: The Authorized Rhonda Version? It will include Lilith. Or the New Jim Version with Australian astrophysics, the southern star instead of the eastern star.
BTW, I did give three reasons why it was a rib on page 1.
The Aussie bible will no doubt include the southern star, an old holden but sadly, no 3 wise men.
And I'm pretty sure Mary won't be a virgin...
That's the old joke.
Why wasn't Jesus born in New Zealand?
No wise men or virgins could be found. (except, perhaps, a few ugly sheep...)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"