RE: Hurricane Harvey
August 26, 2017 at 10:21 am
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2017 at 10:28 am by The Grand Nudger.)
It's pretty awesome to be in a hurricane, as far as the experience goes. Hurricane parties..also, the best parties.
You know, I know it's a familiarity thing, but the pathetic winds we get up here in the spring make me much more uneasy. The trees don't bend, they just creak and sway and menace the shit out of my house and my cars and my kids. It's unnerving. I;d rather be in the middle of a good tropical storm swilling vokda and pineapple on the beach.
I was up until 3am watching the weather channel like porn, turned down low, while everyone was asleep. Woke up, put it back on again. The wiofe was giving me shit for giggling and squeeling like a little girl everytime they showed somebodies roof coming off or a surge coming over the seawall. I like the way they put us in our place.
You know, I know it's a familiarity thing, but the pathetic winds we get up here in the spring make me much more uneasy. The trees don't bend, they just creak and sway and menace the shit out of my house and my cars and my kids. It's unnerving. I;d rather be in the middle of a good tropical storm swilling vokda and pineapple on the beach.
I was up until 3am watching the weather channel like porn, turned down low, while everyone was asleep. Woke up, put it back on again. The wiofe was giving me shit for giggling and squeeling like a little girl everytime they showed somebodies roof coming off or a surge coming over the seawall. I like the way they put us in our place.
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