RE: I told my little girl about angels yesterday...
August 30, 2017 at 5:32 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2017 at 5:34 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Lying to kids is superfun. They're such hapless rubes. Any kid whose instinctive response to the angel proposition is to question their dietary requirements, manner of dress, and day to day activities is gonna be just fine.
@Paul, Stop blaming your drug soaked sexcapades on mortality. You do that because you're a horny addict.
@Paul, Stop blaming your drug soaked sexcapades on mortality. You do that because you're a horny addict.
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