Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 5, 2024, 11:20 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
I told my little girl about angels yesterday...
#14
RE: I told my little girl about angels yesterday...
Lying to kids is superfun.  They're such hapless rubes.  Any kid whose instinctive response to the angel proposition is to question their dietary requirements, manner of dress, and day to day activities is gonna be just fine.

@Paul, Stop blaming your drug soaked sexcapades on mortality. You do that because you're a horny addict. Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Reply



Messages In This Thread
I told my little girl about angels yesterday... - by Jehanne - August 30, 2017 at 10:42 am
RE: I told my little girl about angels yesterday... - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2017 at 5:32 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Are you a better atheist today than you were yesterday? Silver 17 2010 March 24, 2021 at 5:39 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  [Not Even A Little Bit Serious] Why AREN'T You An Atheist? BrianSoddingBoru4 28 4863 December 28, 2019 at 12:48 pm
Last Post: LastPoet
  Good news ... told by an idiot Pat Mustard 20 6059 January 20, 2016 at 6:44 pm
Last Post: Faith No More
  Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane. Jehanne 16 5058 January 17, 2016 at 10:44 pm
Last Post: Cecelia
  Guys: Would you ever rape and murder a girl? Mark94xCPP 224 54663 December 22, 2015 at 2:34 pm
Last Post: Homeless Nutter
Video Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you Mental Outlaw 64 12075 March 1, 2015 at 3:33 pm
Last Post: The Reality Salesman01
  A little bit of a personal crisis SilentVex 48 10143 July 27, 2014 at 3:53 pm
Last Post: Mr Greene
  Easily The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Been Told By A Fellow Atheist BrianSoddingBoru4 6 3700 February 11, 2014 at 11:18 am
Last Post: Whateverist
  UK Atheists told to take of Jesus and Mohammed Tshirts downbeatplumb 11 4343 December 23, 2013 at 2:06 pm
Last Post: Fidel_Castronaut
  A story my uncle told me about god Lemonvariable72 4 2635 September 8, 2013 at 5:16 pm
Last Post: Walking Void



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)