(November 5, 2017 at 12:19 am)Khemikal Wrote:(November 3, 2017 at 4:43 pm)Hammy Wrote: So when God told Adam and Eve not to touch the tree he was being a manipulative asshole because he knew they'd do it anyway, perhaps partly because of his own disingenuous reverse-psychology. Noted.
Amateur didn't know shit about females or children, that's for sure. The very -last- thing you say to a girl if you don't want her to do something..is that she can't do it. Eve started thinking about that apple the moment god said she couldn't have it. It was an inevitability.
I'm not a girl, and I would've gleefully eaten the apple out of spite.
My favorite part of that story is god warning them that they would die when they had no concept of death. I mean, the jokes start from the very first page. Someone needs to read the bible with a laugh track.
