Have you Heathens heard the Good News?

[Astreja]

-and when astreja gets here...just remember that she's a witch....no one's foolish enough to trust a witch, I trust.

A witch? Um, no.  I much prefer the term "red robe."  (Lunitari can vouch for me -- She authorized my switch from white robes a couple of years ago.)

(dumps massive pile of documents on table)  Got MCSE and A+ hardware tech certificates in here too, somewhere.

That's right -- I'm a split-class Norse goddess / Krynnish archmage who can fix computers.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.