I could never make it through Genesis. When your first statement is "In the beginning god created heaven and earth," my brain screams "prove it!" Since everything that follows are simply more assertions, I simply stop reading when I get to the boring genealogy section. Between the unsubstantiated bullshit and the lineage of long dead people I don't care about (if they even existed in the first place), I just nope right out of there. Got better things to do with my time.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
