The most awkward conversation ever

[Drich]

  this is the first marry discussion I have ever had that has ended with everyone being fingered in the butt by poop as it's final conclusion..

To me that seems like a slippery slope for homosexual experimentation. "butt to each his own..

Why? or it is more wise to say: how didn't you expect such an explanation?
Is it because you forgot that a whole civilization used to think that the "Dung Beatle" dances on feces for the sun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2...l-of-dung/

Well, we humans tend to forget our roots and origins. We also love underestimating things.

Make all the jokes you want to make you feel right. But the Dung Beetle will still roll the feces, reminding you that this filth came out of you.

Imagine religious figureheads and presidents taking a poop. Imagine Trump  -for example- taking a poop in the wild; and Dung Beetles come to roll his shit. So much for the arrogant self-righteous who gave us a headache outside the toilet.

When nature calls, he'll get Dung Beetles' food coming from inside his own body with his own help. How brutal is that? imagine it on a high scale. Imagine yourself locked in a cell, and having to offer food from inside your own body to an army of beetles.

The first thing I think about when I think about this, is how a fancy Church and a fancy mosque and a fancy government building won't change the truth you so try to hide by making fun of it.

Clam down You are way off here. I was just making fun of you rationalizing pooping with homosexual sex. Meaning if you say it is the same, then that could be an excuse for someone who is homosexually repressed (you) as a reason to finally have gay sex... again or daily because it is the same according to you as pooping daily. 
Do you understand now? it not about the poop or beetles it is about you claiming that passing a turd is the same as having a man pleasure himself in your poop chute.

Because to me.. a 5 min poop is not the same as 5 mins of being drilled in the can.