RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 22, 2019 at 7:31 pm
(This post was last modified: September 22, 2019 at 7:39 pm by Athene.)
(September 22, 2019 at 3:06 pm)Athene Wrote: I saw a pretty big "UFO" once while I was on vacation and 100% sober. It appeared to be a metal craft of some sort--At first glace.
Upon further inspection, I noted that it more closely resembled a Mylar balloon in form and movement though. Perhaps intentionally designed/fashioned to appear as a spacecraft from a distance...Who knows? Anyhow, I soon got bored, so I went back to my cottage and took a nap.
My butt didn't feel as though it had been probed or disturbed in any way when I woke up, which only reinforced my conclusion that it wasn't aliens.
Well I just finished read ingthat aliens have been implementing an extensive alien-human hybrid program for decades. Interesting.
So presumably they stimulate the prostate via the rectum in order to extract abductees' baby gravy.
That's why the Mylarians left my booty unbothered. Makes perfect sense.
And I know for a fact that they didn't extract any of my ova because I counted them before I went to sleep and they were all there when I woke up.
