(June 1, 2021 at 3:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(June 1, 2021 at 2:46 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: FSM is the Flying Spaghetti Monster; The one true creator of the universe, The name above all names, The Seer of Seers, The Sage of Sages, The prognosticator of prognosticators, and a damn good bowler.
You too can know Xis truth if you just let Xim into your heart,
RAmen
Ok fine, but he still sucks, because I have friends who still don't know how to use chopsticks.
That's why FSM invented the spork
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.