RE: Why men shouldn't write advice columns
November 29, 2011 at 11:39 am
(This post was last modified: November 29, 2011 at 11:46 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Hey hey now, I knew plenty of female joes that could write their name in the snow. Most of em knew how to deal with a penis between their legs as well. Definitely better than me on that count, lol.
(my grandmothers chin curtains are fierce and manly too)
(my grandmothers chin curtains are fierce and manly too)
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