There are no answers in Genesis

[Anomalocaris]

Belacqua is like one of them monied old boys from Yale and Harvard, and as lacking in actual brains as many of them are.

No, I think he just wears Harvard tie and Yale cuff links, and resent his parents for not having enough money to donate to the university to persuade the admission office to turn a blind eye to his transcript.

Unlike the eponymous character from the sitcom Frasier, who, when contradicted, is wont to say “But I went to Harvard….” because he actually did go to Harvard.