RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
April 24, 2012 at 3:02 pm
That one always got me too Sanity. After all the other horrid and completely insane shit this god is said to have done as it aimlessly wandered the planet, it decided that one of the capstones for it's time spent here ought to be force-choking a goddamned tree (in this case, literally).
Apologists will tell you that this was a metaphor, it's strange how often the stories are just stories, even among those who would then continue to assert them as fact.
Apologists will tell you that this was a metaphor, it's strange how often the stories are just stories, even among those who would then continue to assert them as fact.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
