RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 8:16 am
(This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 8:19 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(May 6, 2012 at 1:43 am)DeeTee Wrote: So what do you think you gain from this thread?
You want believers to respect your position and freedom to choose to be an atheist yet you can't respect others choice of belief and their freedom to choose to follow it.
No wonder believers come on here and do not treat your posts with any respect or seriously, you fail to treat others as you want to be treated.
Feel free to believe in whatever beasties you wish, and while you sit over there enjoying that freedom, I'll be over here enjoying the freedom to crack jokes about it.
-Amusement, and sure I do. I don't put on kid gloves and bullshit people about fairy tales...which is precisely how I want to be treated.
(I actually get a little bit pissed when people try to pass that kind of bullshit over on me, as if they were speaking to a child about tooth fairies and toy-making elves. It was fine when I was five, however, a few decades later I'd expect to be treated like an adult. But hey, wish in one hand, shit in the other..)
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