Jokes section ?
September 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
(This post was last modified: September 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm by Godless.)
As a newbie here I looked to see if there was a special Atheist/religion/etc jokes section on this forum.
I found a joke thread but that hasn't been active for some time. Pity.
So how about a joke section admin for a little light relief from the burden of being an Atheist?
Here's one to start if you so wish....
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.
"Jesus lives in my heart."
"Very good." said the teacher.
She picks on another kid who replies, "Jesus lives in Heaven."
Very good said the teacher.
Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny but finally did.
"Jesus lives in the bathroom."
After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the bathroom.
"Every morning mummy goes into the bathroom to wash. Half an hour later when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and shouts, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?""
Albert.
I found a joke thread but that hasn't been active for some time. Pity.
So how about a joke section admin for a little light relief from the burden of being an Atheist?
Here's one to start if you so wish....
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.
"Jesus lives in my heart."
"Very good." said the teacher.
She picks on another kid who replies, "Jesus lives in Heaven."
Very good said the teacher.
Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny but finally did.
"Jesus lives in the bathroom."
After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the bathroom.
"Every morning mummy goes into the bathroom to wash. Half an hour later when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and shouts, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?""
Albert.
"People are like black holes. They are self centred!"
"You are what was in your mother's genes and what was in your father's jeans!"
"If the Buck stops here, how can the Doe go all the way?"
(Albert's original quotes)
"You are what was in your mother's genes and what was in your father's jeans!"
"If the Buck stops here, how can the Doe go all the way?"
(Albert's original quotes)
