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Grasshopper story realisticly told:

Squirrel hires grasshoppers for minimum wage. No other work is available and there are families to feed so grasshoppers take the work. They toil 12 hours a day and at the end of the week spend 99% of their wages on food and shelter knowing the food will be gone by next week and the rent will be due again so grudgenly go back to work monday morning.

Winter comes and squirrel is fat and comfy. He fires all the grasshoppers because they are not needed to fill his coffers during the winter.

The cold comes along with the rent and hunger. The grasshoppers plead to the squirrel for help thru the winter reminding him it is because of their hard work he has five times the needed food for the winter.

Squirrel replies to the grasshoppers it is their own fault they are poor, didn't work longer, find a better job, save their earnings, had children and, since he found a marijuana cigarette butt in their workplace, they are "on drugs". He also found an empty beer can in the grasshopper's neighborhood, and a cheap ass homemade swingset for the grasshopper children, so they must be wasting all their earnings on beer and shit they "don't need".
Squirrel also noted since all the positions he had were full the grasshoppers he didn't hire must be a bunch of lazy-good-for-nothing-moochers who just "don't want to work".

Squirrel concludes the grasshoppers are unworthy of food and shelter and releases the hounds to chase them away from his home. The grasshoppers die in the cold including the baby grasshoppers, but hey, it's their fault for having babies.

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The grasshoppers storm the squirrels's home and toss his fat ass out into the cold and the grasshoppers survive thru the winter.