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talking snake
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RE: talking snake
So now we've gone from a serpent getting quite chatty with a pair of humans, telling them not to worry about the tree and everything, to snakes hissing to each other? Just how much of this stuff are we willing to jettison in the name of not looking silly before we get to throw the whole thing in the bin?

(Side note: I actually drafted, and rejected, half a dozen versions of this reply before settling on this one. This is the politest I could manage.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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talking snake - by justin - February 10, 2013 at 3:44 pm
RE: talking snake - by catfish - February 10, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: talking snake - by justin - February 10, 2013 at 4:03 pm
RE: talking snake - by Confused Ape - February 10, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: talking snake - by justin - February 10, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: talking snake - by Brakeman - February 10, 2013 at 4:14 pm
RE: talking snake - by catfish - February 10, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: talking snake - by Confused Ape - February 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: talking snake - by Minimalist - February 10, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: talking snake - by Cyberman - February 10, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: talking snake - by catfish - February 10, 2013 at 5:22 pm
RE: talking snake - by Confused Ape - February 10, 2013 at 6:14 pm
Re: RE: talking snake - by fr0d0 - February 10, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: talking snake - by Nine - February 10, 2013 at 6:11 pm
RE: talking snake - by Drich - February 10, 2013 at 6:51 pm
RE: talking snake - by Confused Ape - February 11, 2013 at 5:33 am
RE: talking snake - by Cyberman - February 10, 2013 at 9:51 pm

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