Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?

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Well, either Jesus was a woman who liked going around in drag, a transexual FtM, or some sort of impossible man that makes sense if you rip apart logic

This actually makes a lot more sense out of the bible...

:18 And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers.
4:19 And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
4:20 And they straightway left their nets, and followed him.

They left straight away because they thought it was a pickup line and they had been hard at work fishing all day

4:21 And going on from thence, he saw other two brethren, James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother, in a ship with Zebedee their father, mending their nets; and he called them.
4:22 And they immediately left the ship and their father, and followed him.

'Yoo hoo! Boys!'

The father was probably cursing the hell out of the young men

4:23 And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people.
4:24 And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.

This can easily be interpreted as metaphor to explain what she was REALLY doing to get her fame throughout all of Syria...

All it takes is a little imagination and a realization that Jesus was a woman in drag Perhaps she even studied medicine?