RE: Christians - Aware you worship a virgin?
December 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm by Violet.)
Well, either Jesus was a woman who liked going around in drag, a transexual FtM, or some sort of impossible man that makes sense if you rip apart logic 
This actually makes a lot more sense out of the bible...

The father was probably cursing the hell out of the young men
All it takes is a little imagination and a realization that Jesus was a woman in drag
Perhaps she even studied medicine?

This actually makes a lot more sense out of the bible...
the bible Wrote::18 And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers.They left straight away because they thought it was a pickup line and they had been hard at work fishing all day
4:19 And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
4:20 And they straightway left their nets, and followed him.

the bible Wrote:4:21 And going on from thence, he saw other two brethren, James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother, in a ship with Zebedee their father, mending their nets; and he called them.'Yoo hoo! Boys!'
4:22 And they immediately left the ship and their father, and followed him.
The father was probably cursing the hell out of the young men

Quote:4:23 And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people.This can easily be interpreted as metaphor to explain what she was REALLY doing to get her fame throughout all of Syria...
4:24 And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.
All it takes is a little imagination and a realization that Jesus was a woman in drag
Perhaps she even studied medicine?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day



