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RE: Jokes section ?
January 25, 2010 at 7:24 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2010 at 7:38 am by Samson.)
Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor.

While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard.

Pat goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse."

The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant."

Pat exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"

The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups."
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?', 'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'
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Jokes section ? - by Godless - September 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 28, 2009 at 3:34 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - September 28, 2009 at 4:14 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Godless - September 28, 2009 at 5:11 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - September 28, 2009 at 6:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - September 28, 2009 at 10:24 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - September 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 28, 2009 at 8:17 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 29, 2009 at 12:29 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 29, 2009 at 3:12 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 29, 2009 at 8:56 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Amphora - September 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by lilphil1989 - October 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - October 1, 2009 at 6:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - October 1, 2009 at 6:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - October 5, 2009 at 8:36 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 5, 2009 at 9:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - October 5, 2009 at 9:43 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Nancy08 - October 9, 2009 at 3:30 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Zen Badger - January 26, 2010 at 2:47 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 9, 2009 at 5:05 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - October 9, 2009 at 5:21 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - October 9, 2009 at 6:44 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 9, 2009 at 6:55 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - October 9, 2009 at 7:48 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - October 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Amphora - November 14, 2009 at 2:43 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - January 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - January 25, 2010 at 7:24 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - January 26, 2010 at 2:54 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - January 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - January 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Darwinian - January 26, 2010 at 4:38 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - January 30, 2010 at 8:09 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - January 30, 2010 at 10:57 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - February 3, 2010 at 4:32 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - February 21, 2010 at 5:40 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 21, 2010 at 7:34 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 23, 2010 at 1:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:46 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:47 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:49 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - February 23, 2010 at 6:01 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 23, 2010 at 10:46 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - February 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 23, 2010 at 10:11 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 4:19 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 24, 2010 at 4:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 24, 2010 at 8:42 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 24, 2010 at 5:50 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 9:40 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:15 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 25, 2010 at 4:31 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 4:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 26, 2010 at 4:36 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 4:40 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 26, 2010 at 9:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by jesusfetusfajitafishsticks - February 28, 2010 at 12:51 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 28, 2010 at 6:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by downbeatplumb - February 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 7:07 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by downbeatplumb - March 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 28, 2010 at 11:49 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 28, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Eilonnwy - March 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 9:07 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 10:31 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 5, 2010 at 4:45 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - March 6, 2010 at 4:03 am

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