Here's one for the women here to appreciate:
God stands before Adam and Eve and tells them;
"I'm just about all finished with you two. I only have two things left in my creation kit and I've decided to let you two choose what you want."
God reaches in the bag and pulls out a penis. "I have this! It will allow you to empty your bladder standing up. Also comes with a couple decrative balls and it is quite fun to play with!"
Mine! Mine! Mine! hollers Adam.
"Well, maybe I'd like..........." Eve begins to say.
"MINE!!" Hollers Adam.
"Oh just take it." says Eve.
"WoooooWhoooo!!" Adam exclaims as he grabs the penis and begins running around pissing all over everything.
"Well", says Eve, "what does that leave me?"
"Just this.." God says as he reaches into the bag, "it's called Common Sense."
God stands before Adam and Eve and tells them;
"I'm just about all finished with you two. I only have two things left in my creation kit and I've decided to let you two choose what you want."
God reaches in the bag and pulls out a penis. "I have this! It will allow you to empty your bladder standing up. Also comes with a couple decrative balls and it is quite fun to play with!"
Mine! Mine! Mine! hollers Adam.
"Well, maybe I'd like..........." Eve begins to say.
"MINE!!" Hollers Adam.
"Oh just take it." says Eve.
"WoooooWhoooo!!" Adam exclaims as he grabs the penis and begins running around pissing all over everything.
"Well", says Eve, "what does that leave me?"
"Just this.." God says as he reaches into the bag, "it's called Common Sense."
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
