A small rural town woman getting on in age decides to see a lawyer to write her will, after a few hours of deciding what was going to be contained in the will the lawyer says:
Right, now just one thing left, what would you like done with your body when you die?
I'd like to be cremated, said the woman, and I would like you to scatter the ashes at the local pub.
The pub? Said the lawyer. Well if that's what you want i'll see what we can arrange, but may I ask why you want this?
This, she replied, is the only way my fat, lazy fucking husband will ever come visit me!
Right, now just one thing left, what would you like done with your body when you die?
I'd like to be cremated, said the woman, and I would like you to scatter the ashes at the local pub.
The pub? Said the lawyer. Well if that's what you want i'll see what we can arrange, but may I ask why you want this?
This, she replied, is the only way my fat, lazy fucking husband will ever come visit me!
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