Q.Why did the pothead cross the road?
A.Who else would follow a chicken.
Q.What`s the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
A.Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Once, I was so stoned I sold my car for gas money.
Q.Stoners definition of desperate?
A.Resin.
Q.How do you know which cop has an ounce of the best pot around?
A.He's the one who just busted me.
Q.What do you call someone who says they can remember what they did at Woodstock?
A.A liar.
Two blondes are getting wasted at a party.
"I think you had enough," one says to the other.
"Your face is getting blurry!"
What do you call a pothead in a suit?
A defendant.
A.Who else would follow a chicken.
Q.What`s the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
A.Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Once, I was so stoned I sold my car for gas money.
Q.Stoners definition of desperate?
A.Resin.
Q.How do you know which cop has an ounce of the best pot around?
A.He's the one who just busted me.
Q.What do you call someone who says they can remember what they did at Woodstock?
A.A liar.
Two blondes are getting wasted at a party.
"I think you had enough," one says to the other.
"Your face is getting blurry!"
What do you call a pothead in a suit?
A defendant.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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