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Jokes section ?
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RE: Jokes section ?
Long ago I joined up with a group who called themselves The San Antonio Secular Society.

Turned out to be 95% old retired fucks with nothing better to do than meet once a week to bitch about shit. Action was not very high on their list of things to do. I think their hover-rounds made it difficult to stage any protests or marches or things of that sort.

They did have a couple-few events. Like when the anti-choice folks had a demonstration we were across the street with our signs. Oh and once when Dr. Kovorkian was jailed we did a "Free Kovorkian" rally.
It was more comedic than anything else.

Imagine a group of 75-85 year olds with their walkers, canes and hover-rounds chanting "FREE KOVORKIAN!"
Now there's a group with a plan! Or when a member of the media approaches to get the story;

"Sir! What is this all about?"

"We believe Kovorkian did not commit any crimes. Now back in my day we knew what a crime was! Oh we would plan our crimes around the dinner table where Aunt Rose would make the most delicious turkey with cranberry bread. And bread was scarce during WWII, we would have to make our bread from old shoes which their was never a shortage of because we rode the bus. Which was always late because Joe the bus driver was always drunk. Joe drank like a fish so we would get together for poker every tuesday which happened to be the day I'd have oatmeal for breakfast....and....with....sometimes....ZZzzZZZzzzZzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz....."

I didn't hang out with them very often.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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Jokes section ? - by Godless - September 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 28, 2009 at 3:34 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - September 28, 2009 at 4:14 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Godless - September 28, 2009 at 5:11 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - September 28, 2009 at 6:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - September 28, 2009 at 10:24 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - September 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 28, 2009 at 8:17 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 29, 2009 at 12:29 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 29, 2009 at 3:12 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 29, 2009 at 8:56 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Amphora - September 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by lilphil1989 - October 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - October 1, 2009 at 6:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - October 1, 2009 at 6:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - October 5, 2009 at 8:36 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 5, 2009 at 9:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - October 5, 2009 at 9:43 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Nancy08 - October 9, 2009 at 3:30 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Zen Badger - January 26, 2010 at 2:47 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 9, 2009 at 5:05 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - October 9, 2009 at 5:21 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - October 9, 2009 at 6:44 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 9, 2009 at 6:55 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - October 9, 2009 at 7:48 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - October 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Amphora - November 14, 2009 at 2:43 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - January 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - January 25, 2010 at 7:24 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - January 26, 2010 at 2:54 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - January 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - January 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Darwinian - January 26, 2010 at 4:38 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - January 30, 2010 at 8:09 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - January 30, 2010 at 10:57 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - February 3, 2010 at 4:32 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - February 21, 2010 at 5:40 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 21, 2010 at 7:34 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 23, 2010 at 1:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:46 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:47 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:49 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - February 23, 2010 at 6:01 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 23, 2010 at 10:46 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - February 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 23, 2010 at 10:11 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 4:19 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 24, 2010 at 4:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 24, 2010 at 8:42 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 24, 2010 at 5:50 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 9:40 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:15 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 25, 2010 at 4:31 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 4:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 26, 2010 at 4:36 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 4:40 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 26, 2010 at 9:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by jesusfetusfajitafishsticks - February 28, 2010 at 12:51 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 28, 2010 at 6:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by downbeatplumb - February 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 7:07 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by downbeatplumb - March 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 28, 2010 at 11:49 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 28, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Eilonnwy - March 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 9:07 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 10:31 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 5, 2010 at 4:45 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - March 6, 2010 at 4:03 am

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