Jokes section ?

[Autumnlicious]

A teacher told her class near the end of the day.
'If you can tell me who said a famous phrase I'll let that you go home early'
Bobby thought to himself 'I'm a smart kid I'm sure to get a question right.
The teacher said.
'First question: I cannot tell a lie I chopped down the cherry tree'
Bobby put his hand up.
'Yes Sandy said the teacher'
The little girl said.
'Abraham Lincoln'said the girl.
'You may go'said the teacher'
'Next question, Ich Bien Ine Berliner'
'yes Margaret' said the teacher pointing at another girl.
'John Kennedy' said the girl.
'You may go' said the teacher who then turned to look at the clock.
At this point point Bobby became angry and said.
'I hope someone shuts these bitches up'
The teacher turned to the class angrily and shouted.
'Who said that?,
'Tiger Woods' said Bobby ' can I go now,

Incorrect. George Washington chopped down a cherry tree, not Lincoln. And it is "Ich bin ein Berliner" which coincidentally is a pun as the ein refers to a class of object (in this case Jelly doughnut) instead of simply stating "Ich bin Berliner" meaning I am (of) Berlin.