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Jokes section ?
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RE: Jokes section ?
(March 4, 2010 at 7:07 am)Synackaon Wrote:
(February 28, 2010 at 7:00 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: A teacher told her class near the end of the day.
'If you can tell me who said a famous phrase I'll let that you go home early'
Bobby thought to himself 'I'm a smart kid I'm sure to get a question right.
The teacher said.
'First question: I cannot tell a lie I chopped down the cherry tree'
Bobby put his hand up.
'Yes Sandy said the teacher'
The little girl said.
'Abraham Lincoln'said the girl.
'You may go'said the teacher'
'Next question, Ich Bien Ine Berliner'
'yes Margaret' said the teacher pointing at another girl.
'John Kennedy' said the girl.
'You may go' said the teacher who then turned to look at the clock.
At this point point Bobby became angry and said.
'I hope someone shuts these bitches up'
The teacher turned to the class angrily and shouted.
'Who said that?,
'Tiger Woods' said Bobby ' can I go now,

Incorrect. George Washington chopped down a cherry tree, not Lincoln. And it is "Ich bin ein Berliner" which coincidentally is a pun as the ein refers to a class of object (in this case Jelly doughnut) instead of simply stating "Ich bin Berliner" meaning I am (of) Berlin.

It was a joke alright I dont speak german and my grasp on north american political myths is shaky so sue me.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Jokes section ? - by Godless - September 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 27, 2009 at 3:48 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 28, 2009 at 3:34 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - September 28, 2009 at 4:14 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Godless - September 28, 2009 at 5:11 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - September 28, 2009 at 6:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - September 28, 2009 at 10:24 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 28, 2009 at 4:02 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - September 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 28, 2009 at 8:17 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Rhizomorph13 - September 29, 2009 at 12:29 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Violet - September 29, 2009 at 3:12 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - September 29, 2009 at 8:56 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Amphora - September 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by lilphil1989 - October 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - October 1, 2009 at 6:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - October 1, 2009 at 6:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - October 5, 2009 at 8:36 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 5, 2009 at 9:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Retorth - October 5, 2009 at 9:43 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Nancy08 - October 9, 2009 at 3:30 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Zen Badger - January 26, 2010 at 2:47 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 9, 2009 at 5:05 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - October 9, 2009 at 5:21 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - October 9, 2009 at 6:44 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by fr0d0 - October 9, 2009 at 6:55 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - October 9, 2009 at 7:48 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - October 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Amphora - November 14, 2009 at 2:43 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - January 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - January 25, 2010 at 7:24 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - January 26, 2010 at 2:54 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - January 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - January 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Darwinian - January 26, 2010 at 4:38 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - January 30, 2010 at 8:09 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - January 30, 2010 at 10:57 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - February 3, 2010 at 4:32 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - February 21, 2010 at 5:40 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 21, 2010 at 7:34 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 23, 2010 at 1:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:46 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:47 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 23, 2010 at 5:49 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - February 23, 2010 at 6:01 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 23, 2010 at 10:46 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by theVOID - February 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 23, 2010 at 10:11 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 4:19 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 24, 2010 at 4:37 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 24, 2010 at 8:42 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by tackattack - February 24, 2010 at 5:50 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 24, 2010 at 9:40 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:15 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 25, 2010 at 4:31 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 10:16 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 4:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 26, 2010 at 4:36 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 4:40 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 26, 2010 at 9:27 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by jesusfetusfajitafishsticks - February 28, 2010 at 12:51 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Samson - February 28, 2010 at 6:33 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by downbeatplumb - February 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 7:07 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by downbeatplumb - March 4, 2010 at 1:29 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Dotard - February 28, 2010 at 11:49 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - February 28, 2010 at 12:11 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Eilonnwy - March 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Tiberius - March 4, 2010 at 9:07 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by Autumnlicious - March 4, 2010 at 10:31 pm
RE: Jokes section ? - by leo-rcc - March 5, 2010 at 4:45 am
RE: Jokes section ? - by Overmars - March 6, 2010 at 4:03 am

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