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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
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Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 3:46 pm
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Deuteronomy 23:12-14
You shall also have a place outside the camp and go out there, and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement. Since the LORD your God walks in the midst of your camp to deliver you and to defeat your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy; and He must not see anything indecent among you or He will turn away from you.
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Now that is interesting.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 4:11 pm
As far as I'm concerned religious fucktards can go shit in their hats.
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm
They only seem interested in shitting on society.
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Let god step in my shit...fuck em!
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Apparently, an all-powerful, all knowing god is not capable of avoiding the occasional pile of excrement.

You'd think that the creator of the universe would already know where to place his foot so as to avoid a turd or two.
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 5:30 pm
(January 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Apparently, an all-powerful, all knowing god is not capable of avoiding the occasional pile of excrement.

You'd think that the creator of the universe would already know where to place his foot so as to avoid a turd or two.

You might also think that if he hates shit so much, he might have made his creations without the need for such an unpleasant biological process.

Buy hey, god works in mysterious ways and all that.

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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 5:32 pm
To be fair to the bible - that was written in a time when going to the bathroom meant digging a hole in the ground and pooping in it.
You'd think god would mention that this rule would be invalid once indoor plumbing and the greatest invention of all (the toilet) was invented.

NOPE!
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 5:42 pm
(January 1, 2012 at 5:32 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote: To be fair to the bible - that was written in a time when going to the bathroom meant digging a hole in the ground and pooping in it.
You'd think god would mention that this rule would be invalid once indoor plumbing and the greatest invention of all (the toilet) was invented.

NOPE!

Since we do not live in desert camps and the toilet has it's place in our homes God knows we are smart enough to know this commandment only applies to those who might live in a similar situation as the Israelites did at that time. I say thank God for the one who invented the modern toilet.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!
January 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm
(January 1, 2012 at 5:42 pm)Godschild Wrote: I say thank God for the one who invented the modern toilet.

Or you could just save yourself a step and simply thank the person(s) who invented the modern toilet.
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