Don't Shit in your own home, God says NO!

[reverendjeremiah]

Oh and AIDS was God's punishment for gay sex too right GC? The sheer stupidity of most of what people like you say is overwhelming. Do you know why Africa is the AIDS capitol of the world? It's because they don't have tv, they don't have gynecologists, they don't have health departments or counselors, they usually have the fucking dumbest missionaries on earth telling them that condoms are evil and don't protect against STD's.

But guess what, people are going to have sex, and because of morons like you, they die from diseases that could have been prevented if we sent 8th grade health teachers instead of stupidass missionaries.

It is very clear in this context that Christians KILL through their ignorance and hatred of humanity. The missionaries go so far as to try to enact legislation against birth control, and try to ban contraceptives as much as possible. They also encourgae the belief of witchcraft over there, which has currently cost hundreds, if not thousands of lives in the last decade.

In the name of trying to boost the numbers of their cult, they have killed thousands through disease. Spreaders and encouragers of filth and ignorance.

[Godscreated]

Christ said, "love thy enemies," this does not mean in any way that we can not defend ourselves,

Hey, asshole, that's EXACTLY what your fucking godboy said....

38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ 39 But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

For a guy who claims to follow this shit you seem awfully ignorant about it.

Apparently, you think you are more worthy than your god.

Jesus is stating that if a christian is struck, cursed, imprisoned, ect. for his faith in Christ that he is not to retaliate. Thus turn the other cheek.

[reverendjeremiah]

Jesus is stating that if a christian is struck, cursed, imprisoned, ect. for his faith in Christ that he is not to retaliate. Thus turn the other cheek.

but that is utter bullshit. Christians even go so far as to perceive a strike when there is none (hence the "lets take back America" slogans)

Some Christians go so far as to claim that no representation of Christianity in the government is an attack on Christianity and a win for atheism. They refuse to accept the concept of neutrality and therefore lead a frontal offense upon damn near everything and everyone involved around them.

"Happy holidays" ? oh hell no! How dare you say that to this Christian. I will complain to your boss. You WILL say "Merry Christmas" or we will boycott you, and try to make you lose your job.

"Evolution"? Oh hell no. there is no mention of Jesus in it, which means evolution is attacking Jesus. We have to shut down Evolution and force creationism in its place.

"Homosexuality" Oh hell no. and any homo that claims to be a Christian isnt a "true" christian. Christians even attack each other.

"Atheism" Fuck no! This is a Christian America. If you dont accept our Christianity in rule over you, then go live in Iran.

Turn the other cheek is the LAST thing that Christians do. Bless those that hate you is something foreign to Christians

[Minimalist]

You're full of shit, G-C...as usual.

Here's the full passage from "matthew" ( or whoever wrote it ).

Eye for Eye
38 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’[h] 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. 40 And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. 41 If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. 42 Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you."

Not a fucking thing in there about "faith." That's just some shit made up by nuts like you to get around your own murderous history on behalf of the "prince of peace."

You can get away with shit like that when you are surrounded by other kneeling fools invoking your non-existent god. Here, you will get it shoved up your ass every time.

[reverendjeremiah]

What if I flush the toilet as soon as the turd hits the water...then it slides right down the the drain pipe?

Is that acceptable, or is it still shitting in my house?

[Tobie]

There's a load of stupid rules in the Bible. It says for one that all christians / jews should kill any non christian/jew in their family. Also, if your wife/girlfriend/whatever helps you in a fight, you should cut her hand off. Cursing your parents will get you killed.

The bible also discriminates against the blind, the lame and people with flat noses.

[Minimalist]

Well...fuck me. You're right.

Leviticus 21:18

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

You get a rep point for finding that one.

[reverendjeremiah]

The bible also discriminates against the blind, the lame and people with flat noses.

thats right..they are not allowed into the temple.

Of course, NOW most Jewish communities think that is bullcrap ... or so I would think...so I would hope.

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Well...fuck me. You're right.

Leviticus 21:18

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

You get a rep point for finding that one.

Im giving him one too...not many people know that verse exists.

[JudgeDracoAmunRa]

Deuteronomy 23:12-14
You shall also have a place outside the camp and go out there, and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement. Since the LORD your God walks in the midst of your camp to deliver you and to defeat your enemies before you, therefore your camp must be holy; and He must not see anything indecent among you or He will turn away from you.

That's actually not that bad for God. Elsewhere in the bible he recommends using your own excrement as a fuel over which to cook your lunch. Sausages anyone?

[Violet]

No, I use a toilet. It would be disgusting to shit on the floor of the bathroom.

Alas... seems that the majority of you... do