Can anyone explain how this wasn't God?

[Minimalist]

[Aegrus]

Most of that information was superfluous. You could have gotten the point across in a few sentences. That said: of course you thought that your visions were god. You weren't thinking rationally because you were tripping. If you expect any of us to believe in god because your visions (while high) seemed like god to you, you are insane.

[Erinome]

It wasn't god.

[Aegrus]

Now, as to your friend Tyler calling you- are you sure you weren't thinking "god, give me a sign" for hours/days, ever since you had the vision?

I'll give you that it's weird, but a guy in England recently found a carton of eggs with all double-yolks, so weird coincidences happen. I'll believe in god when scientific evidence says god exists. If I had visions from god, I'd just assume that I was mentally ill.

[Minimalist]

You could have gotten the point across in a few sentences.

The point was clear. He's a bat-shit crazy stoner.

[Aegrus]

New idea: he may simply be lieing or imagining the events. He made it pretty clear that he hallucinates vividly.

And when I say imagine, I mean he may have even hallucinated and thought that his friend called him.

[Anomalocaris]

Why bother wasting keyboard life answering a one shit wonder like this?

[Minimalist]

Talking to him is pointless, Chuck. But talking about him can be a shitload of laughs.

If that's an example of what follows jesus I'd almost feel sympathy for jesus....if he existed.

[Erinome]

He would bore the shit out of me if I was Jesus. I'd be like, "SOMEBODY NAIL ME TO THE CROSS ALREADY!"

[Jackalope]

Why? Because you're on drugs. Duh.

... like I am right now ...

Word.