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Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 3:08 am
As they look "adoringly" at their god??
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 3:33 am
Quote:Around 81 percent of these victims were male.
source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

Some of Catholics afraid to admit they're homosexuals.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 7:11 am
Of course that picture should be removed.
If a manly man finds a male in a picture attractive it should be taken down, and put in the cupboard where the man can keep an eye on it.
It's not just pictures either, if other men look attractive they need to be set right too, broken face, teeth, maybe some brain damage for that crooked mouth look will do for a start. Damn those attractive males for making us feel uncomfortable, interfering with our relationship with gawd.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 7:17 am
ROFLOL

Having doubts Puddin??
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 9:13 am (This post was last modified: January 23, 2012 at 9:14 am by The Magic Pudding.)
(January 23, 2012 at 7:17 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: ROFLOL

Having doubts Puddin??

Oh, no not often but Julian Clary back in his day was disturbingly attractive.
He reminded of a short haired girl I knew but never as well as I wanted to.

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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 5:44 pm
How to fix the painting: Paint a woman above the angel, now's he's staring intently up her dress.

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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 23, 2012 at 7:24 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2012 at 7:26 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
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I don't know, that angel does look pretty gay. And I'm betting that white splash above his face is obviously a bunch of splooge getting ready to land on his face.



The painting was removed and replaced by new artwork:

[Image: LustyAngels.jpg]

Now this is a manly angel. His muscles are so well-defined from doing battle with demons, and notice how he still has tender compassion for God's children by the way he gently cradles the man who is obviously tired from battling human temptations.
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 24, 2012 at 2:36 am
(January 23, 2012 at 7:24 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: [Image: Frescos-by-Roberto-Flores.jpg]

I don't know, that angel does look pretty gay. And I'm betting that white splash above his face is obviously a bunch of splooge getting ready to land on his face.

That would be God's Holy Light.

No, wait. Make that God's Holy Delight.

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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 24, 2012 at 2:03 pm
Bukkake for Jesus!
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RE: Priest wants church painting removed because "angels look gay".
January 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm (This post was last modified: January 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(January 21, 2012 at 10:40 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: I'd just like to know what a “diabolical, homosexual look” is.

It's the look of wearing a cross around one's neck.


(January 21, 2012 at 9:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If there is one thing I would expect it is that a priest can tell what a homosexual looks like.

Not from the front.


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