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Bible contradictions?
#11
RE: Bible contradictions?
All you need to know is the bible is lies from the first to the last pages, just one long badly written fairy tale.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#12
RE: Bible contradictions?
(March 7, 2012 at 2:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm)chipan Wrote: All those are explained in my link. But of course, you did not click it.

No they werent did YOU click it?

No 14 for your first claim of God being a man of war and peace. No 65 for your second claim about Joseph's father. 108 for your third point about Christ being equal to/ less than God. Your last one may not be in there but it's clear those quotes were of him on the cross not in any specified order. Who doesn't read? Go ahead and read those for your other answers.
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

-4th verse of the american national anthem
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#13
RE: Bible contradictions?
(March 7, 2012 at 2:22 pm)chipan Wrote:
(March 7, 2012 at 2:17 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:If it had so many they would have been caught hundreds of years ago by those why study and memorize the bible


And when they were caught jesus freaks like you burned them at the stake for heresy.

Your bible is a fucking joke, chippy. Too bad you can't light the bonfires anymore.

Quote:“To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin.”
Cardinal Bellarmine 1542-1621

Oh do you have a contradiction? Or just a lame comment. If you have a contradiction, please bring it forward. Your point is worthless without evidence.



There are entire websites devoted to bible contradictions. Jesus freaks trot out the old "context" argument, pat themselves on the back and tell themselves that everything is all right.

Who the fuck do you think you are trying to fool?
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#14
RE: Bible contradictions?
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#15
RE: Bible contradictions?
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

-4th verse of the american national anthem
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#16
RE: Bible contradictions?
Quote:What I say may be old,

No, what you say is apologetic horseshit. Do you understand the difference?

Xtians have twisted their scrotums into knots for centuries trying to explain away the contradiction between Matthew having "jesus" born while Herod the Great was alive and Luke having him born when P. Sulpicius Quirinius was governor of Syria. A minimum of 10 years separates these events. You wouldn't believe the bullshit you fools have come up with to explain away the contradiction.

Yet, it remains a contradiction because your bible is full of such idiotic bullshit.

I have previously explained the apologetic intent to come up with any excuse, no matter how fucking lame it may be, pronounce it sufficient to save their fucking bible from the dastardly atheists who insist on pointing out what it says, and move on to your next mental atrocity.

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#17
RE: Bible contradictions?
(March 7, 2012 at 3:27 pm)chipan Wrote: Deuteronomy says not to listen to false teachings, even if they are from a family member. Specifically for Israel at the time. 2 Corinthians says don't marry an unbeliever. Your animal sacrifice passage in lavidicus is not relavent. Like I said, the site I provided was specifically made to counter contradictions like these. The site I provided answers "contradictions" from 2 books.

As I said, have a read through, there are thousands of contradictions listed on the link I gave you.

You're not giving me answers to the contradictions, you're simply choosing to interpret it in a different way. The bible is so open to interpretation it could mean just about anything, you're just choosing the meaning that suits you.
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#18
RE: Bible contradictions?
Holy shit christians be crazy!
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#19
RE: Bible contradictions?
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

-4th verse of the american national anthem
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#20
RE: Bible contradictions?
More like desperate.

There is a reason the church did not want people reading the bible. Too obviously full of holes so they do what St. Chippy is trying to do. Concoct their own interpretations and suppress any dissenting views.


Then that dickhead, Martin Luther, came along and told them to start reading the stupid thing.

Been pretty steadily downhill ever since!






Chippy, your an apologetic moron. You have no credibility whatsoever.
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