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There is little time.
#71
RE: There is little time.
(March 28, 2012 at 7:49 am)Insanity x Wrote: ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

I just read through this lot! Fucking hilarious!

Kinda worrying that these crazy bastards have such a fetish for the end of the world tho.

Well it IS THEIR RELIGION mate...they worship death and destruction. Tongue
considering that only 144,000 will be accepted into heaven they are vying for position!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
#72
RE: There is little time.
The funniest part is that none of them actually believe it. If you genuinely thought the end of the world was immanent then you would running round like crazy letting everyone know and preparing. They sat here put up a few posts and I bet they all went to work or whatever else they had to do..

Now that's faith for ya.
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord. I have been given visions about these end times and I'm afraid it is far sooner than any of us could have realized.

Could you give an exact date/time? I want a good seat when I watch nothing happen.
#73
RE: There is little time.
Seriously WanKing...get yourself laid honey. Most of this will go away. Tongue
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
#74
RE: There is little time.
I'm wondering why GC seems skeptical. Is this whole god business only believable when he's the one making claims?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
#75
RE: There is little time.
GC's skeptical because he thought god told him that he would be the prophet to spread the word.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
#76
Re: There is little time.
The universe is going to end! No really!




(by 'universe' I mean ppl saying crazy stuffs, and by 'end' I mean: carry on forever)


*waves @ cinjin* Big Grin
#77
RE: There is little time.
(March 28, 2012 at 4:32 am)Christian Wrote: I knew it. I knew it all along. We told, they didn't hear. We were telling this for years but people were making a mockery out of it. Now who's laughing? Smile

Who's laughing? Us obviously. Still.
We've been laughing at you for centuries, can't see a time when you stop making us laugh.
Now if you really believe the shit you spout, then you should have no problem giving me all your money and worldly possessions will you? You won't need them after all.

Religious nuts have been claiming the world's going to end for hundreds of years, nothing has ever happened. We've lived through all 'end of the world' dates. Feel free to add more dates, but it just supports the fact that you don't know jack shit. It also demonstrates that you don't use evidence, you're lead by belief alone and just look at how many inaccuracies there are as a result.

So yeah, we're still laughing. Big Grin
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
#78
RE: There is little time.
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#79
RE: There is little time.
(March 28, 2012 at 4:32 am)Christian Wrote: I knew it. I knew it all along. We told, they didn't hear. We were telling this for years but people were making a mockery out of it. Now who's laughing? Smile

I'm sorry, I must of missed the part where the world ended.

I'm still laughing.
#80
RE: There is little time.
History has been an endless parade of people claiming that they have intimate knowledge from god that the world is about to end. The world has not ended. Therefore another person claiming the exact same thing probably has as much truth to it as past claims under similar circumstances.

Conclusion: The world is not going to end because you had a dream.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire



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