Morning Routines

[thesummerqueen]

4:30AM-6:30AM : potential wake up time. Today it's 6AM. I'll spend a few minutes checking e-mail and my AF notifications, then stumble blindly down to the coffee maker. 10 minutes to sleepily bumble around the kitchen half-dressed and confused until coffee and oatmeal are made. Day doesn't begin until I have my first few sips of coffee.

6:30-7:30 : shower, dressing, make up, hair. How long it takes depends on whether I plan to blow-dry my hair and how long I spend post-breakfast in the shower with my coffee mug clutched in my hands hoping the hot water helps wake me up.

7:30-8, 8:10 : going to work, cussing at soccer moms, commuters, and old farts who can't do the 35 mph speed limit.

8AM - 5PM : Work. Glorious...shitty...work.

[KichigaiNeko]

03:00 Get up and go to loo

04:00 Zen's alarm goes off

05:00 Zen comes in and says good bye

06:00 Neighbours at the back go to work

07:00 Neighbours at the front go to work

07:30 Noisy fucking buggers!! Get up looking for coffee

07:40 Neighbour with young children goes to work

08:00 Turn on computer.... check emails

09:00 go for second coffee and cigs

09:30 Check Fagbook and AtheistForums.org.

10:00 Domestic bliss..aka clean house and other chores..... Gardening etc.

[Erinome]

I smoke a cigarette.
I take a shower.
I smoke a bowl.
I brush my hair, wash my face, brush my teeth.
I spend about an hour online.
I smoke another bowl while I'm putting on my makeup, listening to music.
I get dressed.
I wake my son up and make him brush his teeth.
I fix his collar after he gets dressed.
My roommate watches my daughter, so she sleeps till noon.
I take my son to school.
I come back home and fuck off for another hour.
I go to work.

[The Grand Nudger]

0-Dark Thirty- Shrills screams wake me up for the umpteenth time.
0500hrs-Kick to the balls.
0510hrs-Calm a child who is hysteric after kicking me in the balls.
0600hrs-Explain that everyone got the same cereal, and that no one is getting any chocolate.
0700hrs-Brew that third pot of coffee.
0730hrs-Chemical warfare time, dump the kids on granny/dora/each other

[frankiej]

Morning? What the hell is that?

I got up at half 1 today.

[Ace Otana]

7:45AM - Alarm clock! Lean over bed and which it off.

8:15AM - Mobile phone alarm goes off. Get out of bed and walk over to desk to shut it up.

8:15 to 8:45 - Lay in bed for a while daydreaming about, Summer.

8:50AM - Get up and out of bed and head for the kitchen for my morning coffee.

9:00AM - Switch on PC with cup of coffee in hand and check a few sites.

9:45AM - Get dressed and head out for a routine walk through town and through a couple of forests.

12:30PM - Return home and search for any available wildlife work.

[Violet]

Routine...? Do any of you seriously imagine that I have a routine? 0.o Well I suppose I do, but it's complex, like the patterns on my toes. It's like, different every day.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays
8:00 Wake up to alarm. LEAP OUT OF BED and turn it off before it can beep a third time. Crawl back into bed and cuddle-wiggle Ash awake.
8:00-8:30 Attend to Ash's needs OR fall asleep again, depending on how late I was up the night before.
8:35-9:00 Almost certainly fall asleep. If I do not, it is because I woke up seriously well-rested.
10:00 Get up for sure. It is time for my medication
10:05 Might nap one last time if I'm exhausted.
10:05-12:30 Start my internet rounds. Check facebook to see that nobody has said anything to/about/that-in-any-way-involves me. Then check AF.org to see that little-to-nothing interesting has been said especially if I was previously involved. Sigh audibly, and debate what I want to do to waste this new day away.

Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays
6:00-8:00 Typically wake up far before the alarm goes off, and chill with some music while letting Ash rest.
Within 15 minutes of waking: check facebook and AF.org.
By 10:00 have become incredibly bored.
10:00 kill alarm at its first beep, take medicine, consider cuddle-wiggling Ash awake if I haven't already woken her up from my inability to sit still. Usually do, otherwise I head downstairs and start making food for her. Ramen, oatmeal, or... (wait, have nothing else) oh my...
10:30 Get Ash ready for her day at college.
11:00 Bored out of my mind.
11:30 Can't take it anymore and start playing LoL or Pokemon or Gem Tower Defense or *JUST SOMETHING*.

[Tiberius]

You lot and your snooze buttons!

My alarm clock is down the hall so I have no choice but to get out if bed to turn it off.

[thesummerqueen]

My alarm is my phone, but I never hit snooze.

[NoMoreFaith]

7:20 am Alarm. Hit Snooze.
7:30 am Alarm. Hit Snooze
7.40 am Alarm. Realise Time and get up
7:42 am Cigarette outside. Boil Kettle for tea. Tell Kids to come down for breakfast
7.50 am Shower/Clothes in a mad panic
8.00 am Miss Bus, have cigarette drink tea
8.10 am Catch Bus
9.05 am Saunter into Work. Make more tea. Work. Pretend to Work in equal measure.