How to gain and lose a friend in 2 weeks.

[kılıç_mehmet]

I select my friends amongst those I deem to be worthy to be at my side when the time comes. Similarly, I would be on their side if the time comes.
However, I also have a word for people I deem to be "associates", rather than friends. These are people I associate with(Bekannte in German), however do not put my trust into as to call them friends. Such people have already crossed me a few times, and I have lost nothing. Those who were my friends, however, never crossed me, and even if they did, they did not so on purpose, but unwillingly, or without knowing. I forgive slight trespasses, as I view them as a test of friendship. Similarly, I commit slight trespasses against people I am considering to call a "friend", to test their friendship and loyalty.

[Angrboda]

Doctrine is the litmus paper we use to determine whether to invest in the furtherance of another person's genes. Feminist, atheist, Christian, Hindu, it seems all the same.

Not sure whether that's good or bad.

[Rev. Rye]

I will however stop referring to my ex as crune punt.

Well, I tend to use the word, but only in specific contexts, and never without asking something to the effect of "is it okay if I use the C word to refer to her? I believe she's earned the right to be called it."

[Diamond]

I recall a greeting card from maybe 30years ago which said on the front...

I'm glad you're a feminist.

Inside it said: I always wanted to fuck one.

Being a very visual person, I wanted to see what this card looked like. So I went on Google and typed in "i'm glad you're a feminist greeting card". This thread was the first page that came up.

[fuckass365]

I agree with feminists up to the point of equal rights, but no further.

Yes but that comes with equal work/labor.

Ask a female coworker to lift more then 25 lbs, good luck getting a kind response.

[Violet]

I agree with feminists up to the point of equal rights, but no further.

Yes but that comes with equal work/labor.

Ask a female coworker to lift more then 25 lbs, good luck getting a kind response.

Response: Use legs and back, and don't complain.

After this summer 25 pounds will be 'nothing'.

[fuckass365]

I'm not a woman hater by any means, but as a former US soldier I have some issues with the whole "equality" bullshit. I have a problem with a woman getting rank easier than a man, say, achieving Lt. Col. faster then a man with NO combat experience whatsoever. Never putting her life on the line. Then walks around like she's better then a combat hardened 2nd Lt.

Also, when it came to physical labor, the women seldom had to lift a finger. Pure bullshit. If you want equal rights and respect, get off your ass and work like a man. /rant

[Violet]

If you want equal rights and respect, get off your ass and work like a man. /rant

Work like a man? No thanks. I refuse to work as little or as lightly as those testosterone-infected slobs who are unable to hold so much as a light conversation in the midst of hard work.

It's why I try to have as many women on my team as possible

I'd like to see your worthless hide try to pull line as fast as me. Gotta use that leverage. You being a guy, I wouldn't imagine you know the first thing about it.

[Creed of Heresy]

The feminist movement comes from the perception that things today are just as bad as they were 50 years ago.

I don't normally quote video games, but when I do, I quote Mass Effect. [and I almost always use memes and I should probably stop that] And namely, I quote Executor Pallin [not Palin] when the main character, Commander Shepard, says [in reply to the Executor, who is an alien, stating that humanity is treated like the galactic council's new favorite pet] "Humanity isn't treated like a pet. We have to fight for everything we get," he replies "Good. Then fight for it. But don't expect the rest of us to just sit back and let you take it."

Women claim they want to be thought of as equals to men. But how do they do it?

1: Stop shaving your armpits, apply no makeup, wear loose-fitting clothing, only shower once every few days, leave your hair in a wild tangled mess! THAT'S REAL PROGRESSION; make all men not want to fuck you! Except for the extremely desperate ones.
2: Bitch, moan, and whine about every perceived slight against you. If there's even the slightest possible chance that discrimination MAY be aimed at you, get right up on your high-horse and start making speeches about "woman pride." For added benefit, throw in statements about the "almighty uterus."
3: Do less than half of the physical labor that the men do, do not innovate new ideas, and/or essentially just be another face in the crowd. Proceed to bitch that the "Y chromosomer" who damn-near broke his back doing the physical labor you couldn't do and/or thought up the ideas you couldn't and/or managed to make himself shine is getting preferential treatment and this is just another example of social misogyny at work.

NO. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

THIS is how you ACTUALLY do it:
1: Play to your beauty. Men like something pretty to look at. If they're gay, it's other dudes but if they're straight or bi, pretty girls are on the menu. USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. There's nothing wrong with playing to vanity; you get a confidence boost from men checking you out, we get to appreciate beauty, and the effort necessary to shave, shower, and apply makeup shows you are willing to spend time and effort on yourself and therefore that you will be willing to display that effort potentially everywhere!
2: Shuuuut the fuuuuck uuuuuup. I dunno about the other guys on this site but one thing I do not like is listening to another guy bitching and whining about shit instead of nutting up and doing something about it [though it's perfectly fine to bitch and rant about shit you ARE either going to do something about or are doing something about it], WHY in the hell should women assume that we'll treat them any differently?? You want the respect of men? Don't bitch about Kelly talking smack; GO OVER AND BEAT HER ASS, CLAW HER FACE, YANK ON HER HAIR...smoosh your boobs against hers, crawl on top of her, ooo you naughty little kitties, RAWR- ER, I MEAN, uh, just go over and tell her to shut the fuck up and stop talking smack and spreading gossip about you because if she doesn't you'll beat her ass. ...And if she continues, well then, by all means, beat her ass. Show you're willing to take action; we respect that among ourselves and we'll respect you for it, too!
3: Don't try to take something on that you cannot follow through with. Do NOT sign up for a physically-intensive position if you weigh all of 110 lbs and can hardly lift a laptop. And if you do, don't expect to go anywhere in that job. At ALL. And if you DO go somewhere in that job? Don't expect any respect from the men at all: No, they're NOT mad that a woman got the promotion instead of them, they're pissed off that someone doing a fraction of the work is making more than them and has higher responsibilities. Doesn't matter if you were a man or a woman; when that happens, nobody respects them! PERIOD. Again, play to your strengths, and stop trying to pretend you're on equal footing with men in all ways. And if you pull your weight and still don't get that promotion, find out why. Pay attention to the politics of your co-workers; determine if one of them is brown-nosing the boss and find a way to snub them out.

In conclusion: All feminazis need to shut the fuck up. Their bitching tirades are not doing anything more than diminishing respect towards women. Claiming that simply being a woman is cause for respect simply is not true; respect must be earned. Doesn't matter your gender.

[fuckass365]

I use memes in daily speech, there's no harm in it. lol