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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:05 am
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(July 21, 2012 at 10:58 am)catfish Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 10:55 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: The book, the fucking Bible. If you just read it you'd see its bullshit. Its a series of contradicting quotes even extending so far as to conflict over whether you can cherry-pick verses or you have to follow all of them on pain of going to hell.
Thats not a moral guide, thats not a guide of any kind. If it was a road map you'd end up chasing your own tail then falling down a manhole.
So let me get this straight. Your Peter and Revelations quotes are contrasts?
You're not making sense, what's your point?
My point is that Peter promoted freewill in that passage and was in the new testament. Revelations promoted blind obedience to all of the bible and was in the old. New testament is more popular than old testament. You ever wonder why that is? You ever consider it might not just be the fact it doesn't promote killing everyone (although it certainly promotes killing quite afew) but that it allows people to pick and choose?
The New Testament was like a PR campaign. Do you really think anyone would really follow the Bible today if it hadn't been added on? It allowed you to pick and choose which means you can just ignore the old testament and the bits you don't like.
So my point is that the truth has very little to do with what the Bibles for. It just lets people mix and match their own little system of beliefs by cherry picking.
Do you understand?
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:06 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:05 am)aleialoura Wrote: Is it just me, or do the theists we've been getting here lately scream, with their every word, just how badly they need to get laid?
Agreed. They really need to lighten up.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:09 am
Nothing lightens me up like dick. They obviously need dick.
When I was a good christian girl, I had sex fantasies about jesus. Not so much anymore. Now in my fantasies, he's a whiny, chaste, pickle-head with a flacid penis, who weeps as I let satan in the back door. It works.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:11 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:09 am)aleialoura Wrote: Nothing lightens me up like dick. They obviously need dick.
When I was a good christian girl, I had sex fantasies about jesus. Not so much anymore. Now in my fantasies, he's a whiny, chaste, pickle-head with a flacid penis, who weeps as I let satan in the back door. It works.
... in the back door huh?
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:12 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:11 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 11:09 am)aleialoura Wrote: Nothing lightens me up like dick. They obviously need dick.
When I was a good christian girl, I had sex fantasies about jesus. Not so much anymore. Now in my fantasies, he's a whiny, chaste, pickle-head with a flacid penis, who weeps as I let satan in the back door. It works.
... in the back door huh?
WOO WOO WOO... YOU KNOW IT.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:12 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:12 am)aleialoura Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 11:11 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: ... in the back door huh?
WOO WOO WOO... YOU KNOW IT.
Be right back, I need to get my Satan costume.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:13 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:05 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 10:58 am)catfish Wrote: So let me get this straight. Your Peter and Revelations quotes are contrasts?
You're not making sense, what's your point?
My point is that Peter promoted free choice and was in the new testament. Revelations promoted blind obedience to all of the bible and was in the old. New testament is more popular than old testament. You ever wonder why that is? You ever consider it might not just be the fact it doesn't promote killing everyone (although it certainly promotes killing quite afew) but that it allows people to pick and choose?
The New Testament was like a PR campaign. Do you really think anyone would really follow the Bible today if it hadn't been added on? It allowed you to pick and choose which means you can just ignore the old testament and the bits you don't like.
So my point is that the truth has very little to do with what the Bibles for. It just lets people mix and match their own little system of beliefs by cherry picking.
Do you understand?
The Old Testament has archaelogical proof that it hasn't been changed. As the Torah, it was a book of reflection and was supposed to be interpretted by the reader.
The New Testament, was a Roman-fuelled bastardization of circulating texts that were designed to controll the primarily pagan citizens.
You fell for the lie, get over it. (you don't have to still believe the lie now, ya know?)
Revelations exposed the existence of free will. There would be no need of a warning if the Bible couldn't be changed...
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:14 am
Just as long as the costume you wear under the satan costume is a Napo costume. 
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:17 am
(July 21, 2012 at 11:14 am)aleialoura Wrote: Just as long as the costume you wear under the satan costume is a Napo costume.
Who said it was for you? Abit presumptuous. Moving on.
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RE: Sex vs. Christianity
July 21, 2012 at 11:18 am
BTW, vanity is my favorite sin, it makes ppl predictable.
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