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Things to say during sex
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"Yo, She-bitch... lets go!"
I'm sure to a Bruce Campbell fan this may seem like a good choice, but you would be surprised by how many people are not okay with this. Cunt
Yeah, if you could just go ahead and move to the left, that would be great, mmm-kay?
Bonus points if you have a cup of coffee ready. If you don't get it, watch Office Space.  
Was at a festival with friends once.
A friend of mine disapeared into a tent with his girlfriend. Heard her scream half an hour later: "Ach wie ekelhaft! DU SCHWEINEHUND!!!!"  RE: Things to say during sex
December 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm by Violet.)
Me: "Ma-maraa.... Di-diii-b-bell-la"
Ash: "By Talos, I'm cumming!" Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
" fuck, you are pushing rope!"
I've actually seen a video of two guys having sex and one of them cries out "For the horde!"
Warcraft fags.
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"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
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Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (December 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm)TaraJo Wrote: I've actually seen a video of two guys having sex and one of them cries out "For the horde!" Hmmm, what about some cardboard psi blades and jumping into a gangbang screaming "En Taro Adun, we must help our brethren in combat!!!" Starcraft 1 FTW (December 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(December 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm)TaraJo Wrote: I've actually seen a video of two guys having sex and one of them cries out "For the horde!" I should have expected that kind of reply from a guy with an archon for an avatar. :p
I live on facebook. Come see me there. http://www.facebook.com/tara.rizzatto
"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
LastPoet
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
I will keep Starcraft and Brood war in my heart, along Diablo and diablo 2. After that, I decided that blizzard turned into a milking corporation, Fuck them. To think I've actually thought they had some kind of ethics
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