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The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
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The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
1. Christianity First!

Quote:Half of Americans believe that Judaism did not come before Christianity. Understandable. It's not like there's the concept of "old testament" vs. "new testament" to clarify.


2. Sun Revolves Around The Earth

Quote:I know Americans have a tendency to be a bit self-involved, but this is a bit much. According to a Gallup poll in 1999, 18% believed that the earth was the center of the universe. On a side note, 3% said "no opinion." Those folks could not be bothered with such pedestrian quandaries.

3. Who'd We Win Our Freedom From? Not England.

Quote: A Gallup poll shows that 1 in 4 Americans believe we won our independence from a country OTHER than Great Britain. Many people said France. Others said China. China! I'll let that sink in. China! Gonna repeat it a few times. China! Nothing against China(!), but China?(!)

(China)
http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/1750272a..._documents (click here for the full list)

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/ef02e863...ns-believe (click here for 9 more)

What other stupid things can you find that American's believe?
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
That would be hitting too soft a target.
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
Yes, we may as well going around beating up kids in wheelcheers.

(That's on purpose for those of you who don't know)
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
Here's a list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fys3MsKMpms
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
Oh... notice the consistency in different "perspectives"
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
Looks legit Poc.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a battle to commence then KPLOW, I hit em with the illness of my quill, Im endowed..with certain unalienable skills....  

-ERB


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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
Quote:The Stupidest Things Americans Believe

Rush Limbaugh.
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
(September 6, 2012 at 5:56 pm)5thHorseman Wrote:
Quote:The Stupidest Things Americans Believe

Rush Limbaugh.

Hey, amongst even Americans can there still be found those who would not quite sink so low.
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
This is hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M
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RE: The Stupidest Things Americans Believe
Too bad hell doesn't exist, for people like O'Relily and Limbaugh.
Make America Great Again! Trump 2020
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