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I have an idea!
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I have an idea!
September 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
I think I figured out a way to prevent Christians from trying to proselytize us! Just commit the "unpardonable" sin and you're now a hopeless cause to them.

Mark 3:28-29
Quote:28 "Truly, I say to you, all sins will be forgiven the sons of men, and whatever blasphemies they utter; 29 but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin"

It's quite simple. Just say something insulting to the Holy Spirit. Be creative!

You can also put signs out on your door to stop annoying door to door missionaries. "NOTICE: RESIDENT HAS ALREADY BLASPHEMED HOLY SPIRIT."

Here's mine...

Hey Holy Spirit, one can get more knowledge and guidance from a rock than from you!
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-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: I have an idea!
September 28, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Fuck the holy spirit up the ass with a cactus butt plug.


(Think that will do it?)
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RE: I have an idea!
September 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm
After some thought I went with a Full Metal Jacket insult

Holy Spirit, it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
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September 28, 2012 at 3:03 pm
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September 28, 2012 at 6:39 pm
[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-Glvv2W2RZQBHh1xyjsL...9CPI3OH1Gw] I feel the holy spirit within me
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September 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm
I felt the holy spirit in my gut years ago.

and just like any other turd, I shit him out.
Feel much better. Big Grin
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September 28, 2012 at 7:35 pm
(September 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I think I figured out a way to prevent Christians from trying to proselytize us! Just commit the "unpardonable" sin and you're now a hopeless cause to them.

Mark 3:28-29
Quote:28 "Truly, I say to you, all sins will be forgiven the sons of men, and whatever blasphemies they utter; 29 but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin"

It's quite simple. Just say something insulting to the Holy Spirit. Be creative!

You can also put signs out on your door to stop annoying door to door missionaries. "NOTICE: RESIDENT HAS ALREADY BLASPHEMED HOLY SPIRIT."

Here's mine...

Hey Holy Spirit, one can get more knowledge and guidance from a rock than from you!

Um there is another recent thread here that deals with this. Still fun, but not a new idea.
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September 28, 2012 at 8:09 pm
(September 28, 2012 at 7:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I think I figured out a way to prevent Christians from trying to proselytize us! Just commit the "unpardonable" sin and you're now a hopeless cause to them.

Mark 3:28-29

It's quite simple. Just say something insulting to the Holy Spirit. Be creative!

You can also put signs out on your door to stop annoying door to door missionaries. "NOTICE: RESIDENT HAS ALREADY BLASPHEMED HOLY SPIRIT."

Here's mine...

Hey Holy Spirit, one can get more knowledge and guidance from a rock than from you!

Um there is another recent thread here that deals with this. Still fun, but not a new idea.

Where? I can't find it. I've been checking this site regularly since I joined in April.
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RE: I have an idea!
September 28, 2012 at 8:15 pm
The holy spirit is a big meanie do-do head.








Also, I did unmentionable things to it's mother.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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RE: I have an idea!
September 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2012 at 8:56 pm by Mystic.)
The holy spirit is not a person or entity, but seems to be metaphoric of the higher self within human beings. It can be a god depending if you think the highest potential self in human beings is to be exalted to the extent of worship or not. It is however not the Creator nor is it of the same status of the Creator and is not ultimate.

That's my blasmphemy of the holy spirit. Smile
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