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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(28th May 2017, 07:52)Isis Wrote: I am aware of how the Co$ treats its members, former members and their families, but legally speaking, the contracts aren't binding. You are talking about an entirely different thing. The billion year contract isn't legally binding either.

Sorry, but my first post was correct. I will drop the subject as well as I do not want it to get heated, but I think we can agree that the "Church" is ran by a bunch of assholes.

From what I gather from a recent discussion of Chris Shelton and Aaron Smith-Levin, the contracts you sign absolutely allow the church to e.g. take you out of psychiatric treatment (as happened with Lisa McPherson before they let her die), but legally, if you so much as utter the words "I hereby rescind my membership in this church" or anything equivalent, their rights to do anything to you are voided.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
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Emotions are a weaknes, used to control you. Remove them.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(27th May 2017, 16:24)Luckie Wrote: You guys forgot the most powerful hand of all. The face palm. Aka: Scientology.

I dunno; my hand's pretty powerful. It can make a grown woman cry out in rapture and bring me to my knees.

It's also useful for opening pickle jars.
Emotions are a weaknes, used to control you. Remove them.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(28th May 2017, 07:58)Alex K Wrote: From what I gather from a recent discussion of Chris Shelton and Aaron Smith-Levin, the contracts you sign absolutely allow the church to e.g. take you out of psychiatric treatment (as happened with Lisa McPherson before they let her die), but legally, if you so much as utter the words "I hereby rescind my membership in this church" or anything equivalent, their rights to do anything to you are voided.

I hereby rescind my future membership, and any membership in a future life, in the church of Scientology. 

There, I should be covered, Phew. 

Somebody bookmark this post in case I should become incapacitated.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(28th May 2017, 10:07)Cyberman Wrote:
(27th May 2017, 16:24)Luckie Wrote: You guys forgot the most powerful hand of all. The face palm. Aka: Scientology.

I dunno; my hand's pretty powerful. It can make a grown woman cry out in rapture and bring me to my knees.

It's also useful for opening pickle jars.

Don't forget its most important function! To help you aim straight.
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
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~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(28th May 2017, 17:58)ignoramus Wrote:
(28th May 2017, 10:07)Cyberman Wrote: I dunno; my hand's pretty powerful. It can make a grown woman cry out in rapture and bring me to my knees.

It's also useful for opening pickle jars.

Don't forget its most important function! To help you aim straight.

I thought that's what cheerios were for?
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"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets.  I have come not to abolish but to fulfill.  Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place."  (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."  (Luke 16:17 NAB)

Luke 12:51-52
51 "Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division." 52 "For from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three"

Matthew 10:34-35
34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." 35 "For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law."
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(29th May 2017, 04:14)Luckie Wrote:
(28th May 2017, 17:58)ignoramus Wrote: Don't forget its most important function! To help you aim straight.

I thought that's what cheerios were for?

Only for the toddlers learning how to use a toilet lol 

Oh wait.....


Never mind. 


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I love this, especially the second paragraph:

(29th May 2017, 04:55)Jörmungandr Wrote: Nothing spells getting in touch with the poor like going on a temporary and known to be finite fast between sunup and sundown.

The poor don't know when their fast will end. It's just fooling yourself into thinking you're a better person than you are.
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