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He's Back!

Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
This poll is closed.
I think it is very likely.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
 23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
 1 2.94%
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RE: He's Back!
February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am (This post was last modified: February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am by catfish.)
Stimbo, you're a moderator, right? Could you add the option for me? There are not enough logical options...
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February 2, 2013 at 12:18 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2013 at 12:39 pm by Cyberman.)
Seems a reasonable request to me. So as to avoid potentially treading on toes, let me put it to committee and I'll get back to you.
There you go - merry xmas catfish!
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#43
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February 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm
Thanks man. Is a mod allowed to block a user? lol
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February 2, 2013 at 1:03 pm
When I was offered the job I was told I wouldn't be expected to change my forum habits overmuch; I'd hate to think the promotion entailed less powers in some ways than a grassroots member. However, since I genuinely cannot remember why I had you blocked in the first place, and since I've passed much water under the bridge since then, I hereby unblock you.

I don't do that for just anyone, y'know.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#45
RE: He's Back!
February 2, 2013 at 1:04 pm
(February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am)catfish Wrote: Stimbo, you're a moderator, right? Could you add the option for me? There are not enough logical options...
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It should be up to Cinjin. It's his thread.
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February 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
Agreed. I did it this once since I was asked and Cinj was kind enough to allow me to make the addition. However, should this come up again it's only polite to ask the originator, who can in turn PM a member of staff if necessary.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#47
RE: He's Back!
February 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Have at it.
I suppose I should've included that option in the Poll in the first place, since yes, he is still here ... well, sort of ... in a way:

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February 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Thanks man. I'm not voting, some things are personal, but going by scripture, it is a logical choice.
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#49
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February 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm
My prophet sense is tingling... I have the strange feeling I know precisely which option you would have picked if you'd decided to vote.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#50
Re: He's Back!
February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm
I might request the option of he's here already, and he will return: who knows when. But hey, I don't care.
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