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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
If I were religious, I would probably be either a Buddhist or a Satanist. While seeming extremely different at first glance, Buddhism and Satanism both share an encouragement of thinking, rather than an aversion to it. I think any religion I would join would have to have that feature. I would probably lean more towards Satanism because I think that it is important to indulge your desires, to some extent. Not that you cannot indulge your desires under Buddhism, but one of the main goals of Buddhism is the cessation of desire, which I actually do not philosophically agree with.

What about you?
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#2
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Certainly Buddhism.
Maybe I'd look into Scientology. At the end of the day, we all need a good laugh, right?
(March 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm)ThatMuslimGuy2 Wrote: Never read anything immoral in the Qur'an.
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#3
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Paganism, most likely. Not that new age nonsense, but something more akin to animism.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#4
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Exactly like I am right now, probably... since I am religious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c

Also, a terrible chef. Whoever invented mathematics should shoot themselves. With a hammer.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#5
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
I would declare myself to be god
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#6
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
I always had more interest in other supernatural things like wizards, witches and dragons growing up. Wicca perhaps? Certainly it would be some pagan deal.
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#7
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Wicca, especially if the spells would actually work Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#8
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Wicca although I'd still regard the deities as archetypes.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
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#9
RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
Some sort of animism probably. Something nature-based
"I trust my own reason and my own capacities to think and educate myself and to reach greater levels of knowlege and status through learning and work. To me, wishing for a god is like wishing to be a slave, it is like declaring that one is too incompetent to handle one's own affairs." - the germans are coming
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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
I would try to learn magic since most religions teach it exists.
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