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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:48 pm
Lilly wrote:
Quote:This forum is pretty much just for flirting, I think. We should have a flirting subforum. We'd never touch another subject
I don't think I'd catch it when you were in flirting mode. I'd just hear something like, "Where's your sword? I could wrap it for you if you like and hand it back with a cabinet of kittens." lol Then again, you're the expert and I need to learn from the teacher.  Teach me, oh wise one. 
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:50 pm
Can't wait until frankiej posts here.....(include the animals in your tally too, frankie).
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm
(June 21, 2013 at 9:21 pm)paulpablo Wrote: How many sexual partners have you all had?
I reached number 40 the other day just wondered how that compares with the rest of normal society, but since I don't want to go out and ask normal society I thought I'd ask you freaks on the internet.
By sexual partners I mean penetrative sex, I haven't counted oral sex I've been given in my 40.
The question isn't really graphic enough to bother putting it in the area 69 part in my opinion so I just stuck it here.
Switching from the right hand to the left hand then the right hand again doesn't count as 3 sexual partners, Paul
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm
(This post was last modified: June 22, 2013 at 1:58 pm by Violet.)
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:58 pm
I've never had heterosexual sex. Eww.
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 1:58 pm
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(June 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Although, if you've got a dildo, I suppose you could make make things a little more interesting.
Or a shampoo bottle
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:00 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 1:58 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Or a shampoo bottle
The shampoo bottle was the one fucking me, so it is consensual, right? 
Leaving it open provides a very similar feeling, yknow 
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:06 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 1:44 pm)LastPoet Wrote: A gentleman never tells... Because it would ruin the gameplan
Now seriously, for what does it really matter how many sex partners you had in your life? Is there somekind of a prize when you die?
I see it as a good thing for me, I see it as adventurous. Not only the different people I meet but the places I go to, I don't go on many adventures this is as near to an adventure as my life gets right now.
But that's just me, some people don't see it that way some people would find that number disgusting which is fair enough, I just wanted a few comparisons to go by, as I said I'm sure I heard of people going to ibiza or other holiday resorts and having sex with a hundred, maybe it is just a myth though, I have no idea.
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RE: sexual partners
June 22, 2013 at 2:09 pm
(June 22, 2013 at 2:00 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: The shampoo bottle was the one fucking me, so it is consensual, right?
Leaving it open provides a very similar feeling, yknow
Sounds like shampoo bottle abuse to to me. It is incapable of giving consent.
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