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One question for Christians
RE: One question for Christians
I banged my head off a marble countertop before peeking at Catty's post, y'know...to save me the trouble after.

The concussion is a bonus...
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(June 27, 2013 at 6:01 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(June 27, 2013 at 5:51 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: I think the more important question is what was the artist thinking when he drew that chest?

What was the artist thinking when he drew this?

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He was thinking "Yum...altar boys."
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(September 22, 2013 at 4:09 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Somehow I'm now imagining SW being involved in one of those faith-healing-gone-wrong debacles. If it's rational to believe in the god of the Bible, it only makes sense to think that if the power of Zombie Christ can heal the blinded Saul of Tarsus, that it will do the same for the afflicted of today who hold enough faith. When the faith healing fails, the faith of the victim or those helping the victim is always what's at fault, isn't it?

Apparently "faith healing" cannot cure rampant stupidity, though, judging from the number of nutty theists around here.
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(September 22, 2013 at 8:26 pm)Nightmonk Wrote:
(June 27, 2013 at 6:01 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: What was the artist thinking when he drew this?

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He was thinking "Yum...altar boys."

Why are they all looking at his crotch?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(September 22, 2013 at 1:09 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Liar! I watched the video, It says NOTHING about those attributes. He might yet believe that other stuff, but he certainly doesn't say that in the video.

Why would you automatically assume that I am lying? Ehrman accepts that there was a man named Jesus from Nazareth, the brother of James, who was believed to be the Messiah by his followers and who was executed by the Romans because Ehrman accepts the writings of Paul in Galatians as historical (as attested to by him in the video I posted). I apologize for the confusion; I didn’t realize I’d have to connect the dots for you. Ehrman is not your friend on this issue.





Quote: Yes, he has said that and he got his Scholarly butt burnt for saying it too.

By whom? More patent attorneys and bloggers?

Quote: His reputation was well shredded by a rebuttal book. He is not acting "scholarly" at all in clinging to the "real jesus" claim. A REAL scholar understands the positions of his detractors and counters them with evidence. Erman can't or won't do this.

He presents numerous lines of evidence. Actually all of the real scholars on this matter “cling” to the real Jesus claim because his existence is a historical fact just like Abraham Lincoln’s.

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Marco polo does not have religious followers who think he is god. If he did, then the fact that he claimed he saw dragons would be most pertinent. A person whose brain wasn't irretrievable addled by too much sky daddy imaginations would have understood that.

That’s amusing, so it’s not about the claim but it is about who makes the claim and what that person believes about religion? That’s logically fallacious. It is no wonder you hold to such a fringe view. I am sure that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would accept the historicity of the Holocaust if the Nazis were killing anyone other than Jews who believed in Yahweh; sound familiar?

Quote: We know about gladiators by other sources in addition to Roman scholars.

Such as?


Quote: Yes, it is absurd that you think that's what was meant by contemporary source.

Fail.

Contemporary- (adj)- of about the same age or date. (Webster’s)

Quote: All of the bible authors are Pseudepigraphic authors.

According to whom?

Quote: There is no evidence that any of them are the least bit historical.

According to whom?

Quote: That is not unlike saying Starwars [sic] was real because Chewbacca, Luke, and Princess Leia were there and they witnessed it.

No, it’s like saying the American Revolution was real because James Madison, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson witnessed it.

Quote: Give up SW, the whole thing is just a stupid fairytale.

Star Wars? Tongue

(September 22, 2013 at 1:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: A ridiculous comment coming from one of the sheep who unquestioningly accepts every bit of bullshit in an absurd old book. But, you should be used to looking ridiculous by now.

Exactly what a mindless foot soldier would say, "Blah blah Jesus never existed blah blah evolution blah blah rational blah blah myth blah blah storybook blah blah fairy tales blah blah"...Stay in formation like a good boy…atheists march…..march….march….. Tongue

(September 22, 2013 at 3:54 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Yes, it is really ridiculous that sane rational people keep "goose stepping" towards reality and rational thinking. It must amaze SW that we don't bell curve towards Mystical magic, psychotic rituals, and psychic communication with beings in imaginary dimensions.

This is great! You’re proving my point beautifully by regurgitating the same tired lines every other atheist does. “Blah blah rational blah invisible blah sky daddy blah blah fairy tale blah ancient book blah blah rational blah evidence blah blah…” Good little boy….march…march….march….Tongue



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Quote:Exactly what a mindless foot soldier would say, "Blah blah Jesus never existed blah blah evolution blah blah rational blah blah myth blah blah storybook blah blah fairy tales blah blah"...Stay in formation like a good boy…atheists march…..march….march….. Tongue


Says the mindless fucking follower of childish bullshit. Your god remains a figment of your imagination no matter how fervently you wish it was real, asswipe.
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(September 24, 2013 at 6:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Says the mindless fucking follower of childish bullshit. Your god remains a figment of your imagination no matter how fervently you wish it was real, asswipe.

You did it again! Tongue This is becoming hilarious!

“Blah blah mindless f**king follower blah blah childish blah blah bullsh*t. Blah blah Your god remains a blah blah blah figment of your imagination blah blah blah blah wish it was real blah blah a**wipe.” Good boy, you resorted to what all atheists resort to in the age of the internet….now…march you mindless pawn!..march…march…march…..Tongue
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Fucking hell. Time for this thread to die.
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(September 24, 2013 at 5:20 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote:
(September 22, 2013 at 3:54 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Yes, it is really ridiculous that sane rational people keep "goose stepping" towards reality and rational thinking. It must amaze SW that we don't bell curve towards Mystical magic, psychotic rituals, and psychic communication with beings in imaginary dimensions.

This is great! You’re proving my point beautifully by regurgitating the same tired lines every other atheist does. “Blah blah rational blah invisible blah sky daddy blah blah fairy tale blah ancient book blah blah rational blah evidence blah blah…” Good little boy….march…march….march….

Seek professional help. You are crazy. I think they call it schizophrenia. Or at least schitzotypal.
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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RE: One question for Christians
(September 24, 2013 at 6:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Exactly what a mindless foot soldier would say, "Blah blah Jesus never existed blah blah evolution blah blah rational blah blah myth blah blah storybook blah blah fairy tales blah blah"...Stay in formation like a good boy…atheists march…..march….march….. Tongue


Says the mindless fucking follower of childish bullshit. Your god remains a figment of your imagination no matter how fervently you wish it was real, asswipe.

Actually, min... it's a figment of someone's imagination... but not his. He's just one of the more recently infected with that notion.
Unless we go by the maxim where by each person's god is his own... there are as many gods as believers... etc... Then, you'd be entirely correct.
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