It addresses the real problem better by getting rid of the myth of the Christ than by removing a cog in a machinery of his cult.
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Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
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 RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
July 30, 2013 at 1:47 pm
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2013 at 2:19 pm by Minimalist.)
(July 30, 2013 at 10:28 am)Drich Wrote: I like this pope, he has it right for a change. You've got your head firmly wedged up your ass again, as usual Drippy. And, Borowitz...right on cue. http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28156%29 Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Pope Francis’s suggestion that the Pope is not capable of judging gays, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia contacted the Vatican today to say that he would be “more than happy” to help the Pontiff do so. 
It's not that his head is up his ass. It is what passes for brain in his head came out of his ass.
 
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." (NIV)
Is that not in the pope's Bible? Ohhhhh.... he's cherry picking. Reads Bible verse, and next verse, this one too, and this one... not this one  , this one yes, not this one , this one yes...
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon  (July 30, 2013 at 3:32 pm)Chuck Wrote: It's not that his head is up his ass. It is what passes for brain in his head came out of his ass. A one-man human centipede, then? That would explain all the circular reasoning.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (July 30, 2013 at 11:08 am)ITChick Wrote: /sigh. Every time I see this post my mind reads " I think Min had to concentrate to avoid writing the phrase that normally comes to mind, which is "You're the fucking asshole, Pope!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
Of course it's far too little and far too late, but at least they're starting to budge...
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
Give them another 100 years and they might start to back off that "homosexuality is a sin" idea.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
 RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
July 31, 2013 at 8:47 am
(This post was last modified: July 31, 2013 at 9:00 am by Drich.)
(July 30, 2013 at 11:41 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: You have got to be shitting me! He's the Vicar of Christ!As is the rest of Christianity. Which is why all of us are bound (by our Love for Christ) to scripture with no exceptions. (July 30, 2013 at 11:52 am)Chuck Wrote: And who the fuck are you to say?Someone who has read 2tim 4, 1 peter 4, Hebrews 4 and what Christ Himself said on the matter. Quote:It seems to much better minds than yours that even a pope can have something to teach you, unlike your idiotic, demented, plagiarizing, megalomaniacal layabout Jesus.I'm sure the pope or any number of priests and officials of that church or any other could teach me volumes about their given religious methods of worship and their standing traditions. But, that is not what I was talking about. I made the observation that the Pope's answer followed the Teachings of Biblical Christianity rather than the teaching traditionally associated with his brand of religion. The fact that he just broke the mold (intentionally or not) was what I commented on. (July 30, 2013 at 11:50 pm)Ivy Wrote: Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." (NIV) You do know the pope is not an Old Testament Jew, nor does he repersent OT Judaism right? (July 31, 2013 at 8:35 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Give them another 100 years and they might start to back off that "homosexuality is a sin" idea. The vatican maybe, but biblical Christianity? No. It is outlined as a sin. |
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