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Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 2:06 pm
(September 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Leaving without washing after urinating is bad enough, but it's really disgusting when you see someone leave without washing after using one of the stalls.

I'm so glad we have our 3-year-old son trained to wash his hands EVERY time he uses the bathroom. And he does.

Oh that's nothing - its when they are licking their fingers as they leave that's the worst.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 5:59 pm
I'll be grossly honest, but I rarely wash my hands. I'll count the money in my drawer where I work and then go eat my sandwich with a big smile on my face.

And on top of that, I pretty much never get sick and if I do I'm usually sick for a shorter amount of time than most of the other people I know. I got the flu once in the past 2.5 years and that's it. Only had it for a day too.

I'm pretty sure I'm invincible.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 6:10 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2013 at 6:11 pm by Captain Colostomy.)
(September 18, 2013 at 2:06 pm)max-greece Wrote: Oh that's nothing - its when they are licking their fingers as they leave that's the worst.

Greek cuisine is good, but not that good!
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 8:28 pm
This whole thread is making me go "ew".
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 18, 2013 at 8:41 pm
Just one of many reasons to stay the fuck out of churches.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 20, 2013 at 10:25 am
JesusHChrist minimalist! Your post to laugh ratio is very high.

A tip of the hat to you sir. or madam as the case may be.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 20, 2013 at 1:29 pm
(September 18, 2013 at 8:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just one of many reasons to stay the fuck out of churches.

As if I needed another reason. Usually my bullshit detector keeps me from going in those places.
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RE: Most Holy Water Harbors Fecal Matter
September 21, 2013 at 12:50 pm
(September 20, 2013 at 1:29 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(September 18, 2013 at 8:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just one of many reasons to stay the fuck out of churches.

As if I needed another reason. Usually my bullshit detector keeps me from going in those places.

I don't like taking ethics classes from child molesters.
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