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Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
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Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
American "exceptionalism" takes another hit....and it isn't just the kids this time.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013100...33K02.html

Quote: WASHINGTON (AP) - It's long been known that America's school kids haven't measured well compared with international peers. Now, there's a new twist: Adults don't either.

In math, reading and problem-solving using technology - all skills considered critical for global competitiveness and economic strength - American adults scored below the international average on a global test, according to results released Tuesday.

Adults in Japan, Canada, Australia, Finland and multiple other countries scored significantly higher than the United States in all three areas on the test. Beyond basic reading and math, respondents were tested on activities such as calculating mileage reimbursement due to a salesman, sorting email and comparing food expiration dates on grocery store tags.

Not only did Americans score poorly compared to many international competitors, the findings reinforced just how large the gap is between the nation's high- and low-skilled workers and how hard it is to move ahead when your parents haven't.


Quick...someone organize a "We're #1" chant for all the Fox News Fucks.
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
Not sure what there is to see here. Weren't the American adults at one time educated in those same subpar schools the first line mentions?
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#3
RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
Clearly you haven't understood American Exceptionalism.
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
Those that claim American exceptionalism will still be able to do so, seeing how they think things like math, reading, and problem-solving are unimportant.

Remember, Min., the reason we are so exceptional is because of how much Jesus loves us.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
That's why you have to import higher quality people from overseas, as it seems.
Lower quality people already storm your country by land from the south.
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
Its also the most religious country in the Western world - coincidence?
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
(October 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's why you have to import higher quality people from overseas, as it seems.
Lower quality people already storm your country by land from the south.

If you're what represents "higher quality," the human race is fucked.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
(October 8, 2013 at 1:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Adults in Japan, Canada, Australia, Finland and multiple other countries scored significantly higher than the United States in all three areas on the test.

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
I resent this! I'm an American. I'm smart!

Sure, so I had some difficulty figuring out
how to open this thread, but once I got it,
WATCH OUT! Then, I saw a link (i think)
and I thought about clicking on the link,
but I couldn't be certain that I should do
that, but once I figured out that my
monitor is not a touch screen, I did
click on the link, OH BOY! Now I'm just
getting started. Once I figured out
that my coffee cup was empty I put
more in it (problem solving skills) and
I called my European neighbor Heinz
over to read the article to me (I don't
want to strain my entitled eyes). Heinz
started laughing; I asked him what was
so hilarious. Heinz began speaking in
German, something like "Nicht schlau"
but don'e quote me on that one, he
also said "dumm", whatever that means.
Basically Heinz said that the article was
very nicely written and that it spoke
highly of America and American adults.
I don't remember loaning Heinz $20,
but since he asked if I had the 20 I got from
him, I figured I must owe him the cash.
See, I'm smart; I have friends I can trust;
and I'm an american - BOOM! Take that Tongue
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RE: Oh, Dear....Someone Will Have to Tell Sarah Palin!
(October 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's why you have to import higher quality people from overseas, as it seems.
Lower quality people already storm your country by land from the south.

Umm... Setting aside your racist assumption that Latinos are somehow inferior... Net influx of illegal immigration over the Mexican border has been 0 for a few years now. You see, we tanked our economy.
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