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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.

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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm
I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Fine.

I'm converted.
You can go now...
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Jerkoff
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:34 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Fine.

I'm converted.
You can go now...

Change your religious views to Christian and I'll believe you.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm
Done and done
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February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm by Kayenneh.)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm
Ok..ok.. I just took a dump.. it reads jesus is god... im good.. now run along .....
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Done and done

Thanks, but you were too easy. I need someone who has yet to see the light of Christ.
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