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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!
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#2
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
Fine.

I'm converted.
You can go now...
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#3
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass.
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#4
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
Jerkoff
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#5
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
(February 27, 2014 at 6:31 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Fine.

I'm converted.
You can go now...

Change your religious views to Christian and I'll believe you.
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#6
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
Done and done
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#7
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuv5TnWeoLY
How can you still doubt?
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#8
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
You should read through our 'Important Info for Theists'.

Darwinian Wrote:You are asked to avoid..
Telling them that since there isn't a god they might as well kill themselves now.
Telling them that since there isn't a god they might as well kill other people.
Telling them they don't believe because an evil power is controlling their lives.
Trying to make your belief appear more truthful by TYPING IN CAPITALS.
Telling them that they don’t believe because something bad happened in their lives.
Telling them you know God exists because the Bible says so and that the Bible is true because God said so.
Insisting that they really do believe in God but are afraid to admit it.
Ending your posts with “god loves you” or “I’ll pray for you.”
Arguing that evolution isn’t true by simply pointing to a site such as AnswersInGenesis or being so ignorant as to say "it's just a theory".
Quoting Psalm 14:1
Asking them to open their hearts and give Jesus a chance.
Telling them they are going to hell.

Though technically you aren't breaking the rules, I want to point out that this is a discussion forum, and if you're unable to actually discuss instead of proselytizing, you won't need to leave. You'll be forced to.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#9
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
Ok..ok.. I just took a dump.. it reads jesus is god... im good.. now run along .....
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#10
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
(February 27, 2014 at 6:35 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Done and done

Thanks, but you were too easy. I need someone who has yet to see the light of Christ.
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