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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
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Am I the only one who literally laughed out loud when they saw this thread title?
I haven't read the whole thread. Obvious troll is obvious. Ignore him and maybe he'll go away.   (February 27, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Fromper Wrote: Am I the only one who literally laughed out loud when they saw this thread title? When I first saw it I actually rolled my eyes. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I did, too. Loud enough to scare my dog.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (February 27, 2014 at 10:04 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:(February 27, 2014 at 10:02 pm)Fromper Wrote: Am I the only one who literally laughed out loud when they saw this thread title?He already has. Notice he hasn't posted in a few hours. Past his bedtime or, possibly, past lockup time . . . Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (February 27, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Beccs Wrote: Past his bedtime or, possibly, past lockup time . . . Or furiously jerking off. Maybe he's the guy who puts the FREAK in JESUS FREAK?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
Alright OP, presuming this isn't some shit and run, as per usual for your type... come on, man. Are you serious?
You come in here, lying or misrepresenting atheism, evolution, and all manner of other things, posting videos by frauds that have been- no joke- debunked a thousand times all over the internet, and basically showing how little you actually know about any of the things you've decided (read: been brainwashed into believing) are wrong. Nothing you've said here, as it applies to real world concepts and not the ramblings of your folks, has been even remotely correct. Is this how you want to spread your message? Is this how Jesus would want you to spread your message? Through lies and appeals to ignorance? Did Christ teach through a lack of understanding and fear? Even if you did manage to convert one of us, would it be at all meaningful to you, being that the entire thing is based off of lies, cons and fraudulent information? Do you have to sin, to frighten us into believing in your god? This entire situation is so screwed up, and that's exclusively by your own hand, here. And I have to ask you: do you care at all that you're wrong about a lot of this stuff? Does the truth matter to you at all? I don't really care so much about making you an atheist or anything, but would it bother you to know that a lot of what you've said here are vicious lies made up to discredit, rather than truthful statements? If there's any chance that you've come here in the spirit of honesty and have a desire to know the truth and not just preach, then please, stop spouting the soundbites that Kent Hovind or your dad have taught you, and start asking questions. I can't speak for anyone else here, but if I can detect even a hint of investigative desire in you, I'll answer them honestly. But if you're just here to preach, then you've made your own bed, on this one.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!  (February 27, 2014 at 6:29 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I am now very worried for you people. If you died tonight, you would probably go somewhere very bad. And that worries me greatly. I love you all, you're all my brothers and sisters. So I have made a commitment. I am going on a fast until I convert at least one of you. Please, just accept Jesus into your heart, he loves all of you. One simple prayer and he will upon up all your doubts towards him. God is love, he just wants you to accept his free gift. Please convert, it pains me to think some of you will be tortured forever. Here's hoping it will be you. But if you insist on being stubborn, once you starve to death you will lose your opportunity to see the right of it. Dead is dead. 
Did anyone notice his very subtle undertones about loving us and not wanting us to go to a bad place? He is just blackmailing you. Its accept this wonderful gift or burn forever whats it gonna be. I don't like being spoken to in those forms of "love" thanks. Your scare tactics might work on children but not on a thinking person.
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 27, 2014 at 11:17 pm
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2014 at 11:18 pm by Whateverist.)
(February 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I suspect you're young and full of fire, but you won't win any converts by arguments (you've presented nothing new) and certainly not by fasting. You're doing that wrong by the way. No way is this rube for real. Total POE. Probably young. But definitely not really a Christian. Just some poor lonely soul with no social skills. |
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