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How do you get a girlfriend?

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How do you get a girlfriend?
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:01 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 3:44 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: idunno

BUT I'M NOT A LOSER!!!

Easy – go to the girlfriend store.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:02 pm
Thanks guy, I'm just nervous when I approach a girl I think I might like. I always feel like I have to be funny, it adds a lot of pressure.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:00 pm)Beccs Wrote: I can get a girlfriend by walking into certain bars and saying I'm interested.

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Humility at its best. Big Grin
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Enjoy your money and free time while you can. I'm sure you'll get a ball and chain soon.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:05 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:02 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Thanks guy, I'm just nervous when I approach a girl I think I might like. I always feel like I have to be funny, it adds a lot of pressure.

Worst case scenario, she says no. Worse things than hearing the word no.

I can't think of any right now...but, there are. Big Grin

Relaxxxx....don't worry so much.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 4:13 pm by Assimilate.)
Just remember no means yes.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:15 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:13 pm)Asimm Wrote: Just remember no means yes.

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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:20 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:13 pm)Asimm Wrote: Just remember no means yes.

And persistance means knee to the balls.

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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:21 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 3:44 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: idunno

BUT I'M NOT A LOSER!!!


Oh jesuslover jesuslover JESUS LOVER. Your name alone makes you a huge loser. Having or not having a girlfriend has nothing to do with it.


You want a girlfriend? Find a close-minded idiot that loves fictional Arab deities. You'll be all set.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:27 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Enjoy your money and free time while you can. I'm sure you'll get a ball and chain soon.

Much wisdom here. TongueWorship

There are two gems of wisdom I can give you. The first is this. Stop trying. Women can smell desperation and Neediness at 500 yards and tend to shun it.

The second is a dark secret and cannot be shared in front of the ladies so pm you if I get time.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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