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How do you get a girlfriend?

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How do you get a girlfriend?
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:29 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Enjoy your money and free time while you can. I'm sure you'll get a ball and chain soon.

Much wisdom here. TongueWorship

There are two gems of wisdom I can give you. The first is this. Stop trying. Women can smell desperation and Neediness at 500 yards and tend to shun it.

The second is a dark secret and cannot be shared in front of the ladies so pm you if I get time.

ROFLOL Yeah, the wild womanizing life of a podiatrist.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(March 2, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: Enjoy your money and free time while you can. I'm sure you'll get a ball and chain soon.

Much wisdom here. TongueWorship

There are two gems of wisdom I can give you. The first is this. Stop trying. Women can smell desperation and Neediness at 500 yards and tend to shun it.

The second is a dark secret and cannot be shared in front of the ladies so pm you if I get time.

Second: Win Money

http://www.ibotube.com/photo/920.aspx

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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:29 pm)ElleBelle Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Much wisdom here. TongueWorship

There are two gems of wisdom I can give you. The first is this. Stop trying. Women can smell desperation and Neediness at 500 yards and tend to shun it.

The second is a dark secret and cannot be shared in front of the ladies so pm you if I get time.

ROFLOL Yeah, the wild womanizing life of a podiatrist.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 4:29 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: ROFLOL Yeah, the wild womanizing life of a podiatrist.
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Oh, I'm certain of that.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm
dark secrets are the best secrets.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:35 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Asimm Wrote: dark secrets are the best secrets.

By dark secrets I think he means actually no secrets at all.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:36 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 3:54 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: I'm boring though. Undecided Seems like no girls like what I do (baseball, football, video games (mostly retro).

No, there are plenty of girls out there, who love the same things you do. The only real piece of advice I have (that is universal) is that don't date anyone, who doesn't meet your standards. (all in moderation, however.) Don't date a girl just because you're desperate, do it because you honestly feel like you could wake up next to her 10 years in the future and still be happy that she's the one beside you. (And if you love retro gaming, you [i]have[i] to read 'Ready Player One'!)

Quote:If I dated my carbon copy, THAT would be boring. Tongue

I disagree. One of the keys to mine and Scruffy's relationship is that we have a lot in common. We are both fine on our own, having hobbies that don't 'match', but we're both avid gamers, like to talk about 'heavy' topics, watch movies together etc. and it makes everything more or less frictionless.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:37 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:35 pm)ElleBelle Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Asimm Wrote: dark secrets are the best secrets.

By dark secrets I think he means actually no secrets at all.

Or perhaps "yes dear", "no dear" and "of course you're right dear" is considered a secret.. Thinking
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:37 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 4:38 pm by Whateverist.)
(March 2, 2014 at 3:44 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: idunno

BUT I'M NOT A LOSER!!!

Silly! That's what youtube is for. Watch closely.

http://youtu.be/Z29nAyq3JcI


Synchronicity at its finest. Someone call for dark secrets?
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 4:39 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 4:35 pm)ElleBelle Wrote: By dark secrets I think he means actually no secrets at all.

Or perhaps "yes dear", "no dear" and "of course you're right dear" is considered a secret.. Thinking

Nailed it.
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